Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

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Masturbating with a machete

 

[Polranny]

Masturbating on a high wire over Niagara Falls

 

[barefootgirl69]

Not watching for traffic before crossing the street.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Overdosing on French silk pie.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Police

 

[barefootgirl69]

Questioning my mom when she tells me to "c'mere".

 

[Seadog777]

Radon

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sitting in a jail cell for life

 

[flipghost]

T-Rex

 

[ABiGuy84]

Uncover Electrical Wires

 

[Pad_Foot]

Vicious Voracious vixens’ vibrating vaginas vacuuming vast volumes victoriously

 

[ABiGuy84]

Work

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Whomping Willow

 

[Pad_Foot]

Darn.. V should have been Voldemort

X-ray vision when her husband figures out why you have a huge grin

 

[ABiGuy84]

YMCA sign falls and crushes you.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Zipper accident cutting off your manhood and slicing a vein.

 

[Cindy027]

A really dangerous thingamajiggy.

 

[flipghost]

Bad dates
https://i.imgur.com/kq0H8MF.gif

 

[mnbreastluver]

Choking to death on a Kielbasa sausage after reading the book “Deep Throating For Dummy’s ”

 

[lingus60]

Dangerous deadly things

 

[Cindy027]

Extremely dangerous deadly things.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Fucking furry fuzzy fuckbois

 

[lingus60]

Germs.....

 

[ABiGuy84]

Knife

 

[Cindy027]

Laryngitis when being approached by a knife wielding madman.