Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Dubinsky]

Angling in a river full of piranhas.

 

[RandallOldman]

Absentmindedly crossing the street.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Brawling a grizzly bear

 

[ABiGuy84]

Catastrophe

 

[Biggalute]

Drink bleach, sorry Donald

 

[ABiGuy84]

Ex

 

[barefootgirl69]

Fingering an electrical outlet.

 

[Dubinsky]

Giving a noogie to Mr T

 

[Trubbycat]

gas station sushi

 

[Biggalute]

Helicopter blades

 

[barefootgirl69]

Identifying a gangster in a police lineup.

 

[Dubinsky]

Jigsaws.

If your nickname is "Puzzle."

 

[ABiGuy84]

Killer Clowns

 

[barefootgirl69]

Krispy Kreme if you have too many!

 

[Dubinsky]

Licking a poisoned icicle.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Mankimd

 

[Fierywhore]

Necktie

 

[Gamine67]

Open manhole cover

 

[Dubinsky]

Parading North Korean soldiers stomping on you as they march.

 

[Gamine67]

Quivering nitroglycerin

 

[Dubinsky]

Robotic sex dolls with vaginismus.

 

[Gamine67]

Stump trained sheep with herpes

 

[Dubinsky]

Terrifying monkeys with syringes mounted to prosthetic arms.

 

[Gamine67]

Under inflated Mae West’s

 

[Dubinsky]

Valiant knights, counterprogrammed to be villains.

...fuck. I'm going to be left with X...