Something that will kill you....ABC

[ydahecnot]

Gap between the train and the platform

 

[Little_Sister]

Hitting on your wife's mom

 

[anothershyguy]

inside of your wifes mom

 

[Iceprincess12]

Jugular slicing

 

[sogrl90]

Kangaroo jumping on you

 

[ydahecnot]

Lute impalement

 

[Iceprincess12]

Monster baiting

 

[ydahecnot]

How will that kill y...oh, monster.

Neti pot falling

 

[DarkSimian]

octopus ink

 

[sogrl90]

Poison paint balls

 

[sultan_sd]

Quick drying cement you went swimming in

 

[Iceprincess12]

Rat poison

 

[Pigheaded]

Swimming off the coast of Florida this time of year

 

[Little_Sister]

Testicular torsion.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Tsunami

 

[sultan_sd]

Using a flamethrower improperly

 

[Iceprincess12]

Velociraptor

 

[Pigheaded]

Water buffalo having testicular torsion

 

[sultan_sd]

Xplaining your bad grades to your Asian parents

 

[ydahecnot]

"Youse owes us money."

 

[Little_Sister]

Zipping your zippy in an industrial zipper.

 

[sultan_sd]

Asteroids the size of Texas

 

[Little_Sister]

Big ass butt plugs.

 

[Paul_Chance]

Cobra in your pants.

 

[DarkSimian]

Depression