Something that will kill you....ABC

[ydahecnot]

Oh, man, I was poised to post ... Darci ... after a delicious night of doing the deed.

I'd believe it

Hydrogen bomb

 

[EbersMoll]

Hoisted by one's own petard

 

[Chris_Michael]

Injury (lol)

 

[EbersMoll]

Joking around with Hannibal Lector

 

[Chris_Michael]

Kiting a dragon and falling off the map

 

[EbersMoll]

Licking the live rail

 

[emsway]

Mongols

 

[Pigheaded]

Neglected girlfriends

 

[Little_Sister]

Occupational hazzards

 

[emsway]

parachute failure

 

[EbersMoll]

Quicksand

 

[fullservice65]

Rear assaults.

 

[Girly_girl]

Shark attack

 

[fullservice65]

Toenail fungus. (Really, really bad, untreated toenail fungus.)

 

[Iceprincess12]

Uzi's...

 

[QuietLibrarian]

Venus Fly Traps...well, if you're a fly, right?

 

[sultan_sd]

Water park slides with razor blades on them

 

[chaste_tease]

unrequited love (so dramatic, lol)

 

[Fierywhore]

Very high voltage

 

[Hornblende]

Very high voltage

Whores of the fiery variety

 

[chaste_tease]

oops, got my alphabet wrong

Xcalibur sized penis

 

[fullservice65]

Yadier Molina's bat.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Zinc in mega high doses

 

[Hornblende]

Altitude sickness

 

[Iceprincess12]

Butcher of bay street