Something that will kill you....ABC

[ydahecnot]

Being

 

[1sickbastard]

Cars.

 

[ydahecnot]

Dueling

 

[DayMaker]

Eating too much left over Valentines candy.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

falling out of the sky... the toilet seat from the space shuttle....

 

[ydahecnot]

French fry diet

 

[ydahecnot]

Heart punch

 

[DayMaker]

Internal Revenue Service

 

[mnbreastluver]

Juggling Swords

 

[Iceprincess12]

Kevlar in your closet instead of on you

 

[MichaelinChina]

Little Lotta fucking you cowgirl style

 

[Iceprincess12]

Mad cow with a-1 sauce

 

[MichaelinChina]

Nubian slaves, armed with scimitars, taking over your palace

 

[OTCurve]

Oscillating lasers, mounted on frickin' sharks!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Potatoes with green skin.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Quantum physics demonstration using your atoms

 

[MichaelinChina]

Rampaging reindeer

 

[Iceprincess12]

Sharks

 

[MichaelinChina]

Throat cancer

 

[Iceprincess12]

Undercover assassin

 

[MichaelinChina]

valet who desperately wants to drive off in your car

 

[Iceprincess12]

Witch who needs a sacrifice

 

[MichaelinChina]

xolotls that grow monstrous overnight, crawl out their aquarium to your bedroom and in the early morning light, creep on to your bed and while you are still sleeping, eat you whole.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Yelling, causing an avalanche

 

[MichaelinChina]

Zapata wearing Mexican bandit holding up you in your car with a loaded pistol.