Something that will kill you....ABC

[Tiamo15]

cavorting in the Fuck, Marry, Kill thread

 

[Pigheaded]

Deviant drinking drivers

 

[Iceprincess12]

Cheaters, liars and thieves

Killing trust everywhere

 

[Girly_girl]

Drowning

 

[barefootgirl69]

elephantitis

 

[thejabber27]

Eating Hemlock.

 

[Tiamo15]

Fornicating with a person who has a jealous spouse

 

[ydahecnot]

Forkicide

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

gangrene

 

[OTCurve]

Horribly hirsute hobgoblins

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

I-beam falling on you.

 

[OTCurve]

Jugglers who really shouldn't be jugging chainsaws so close to you...

 

[sks43]

Kinky sex

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

laser beams

 

[DayMaker]

Moving out of the way too slowly

 

[Tiamo15]

Never remembering his/her birthday/anniversary

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

obnoxious odoriferous ogres

 

[Pigheaded]

Panicked pandas

 

[DayMaker]

Pissed wives, when you forget their birthday.

 

[ydahecnot]

Quantum leap onto a train track

 

[DayMaker]

Really, really, really hot sex.

 

[Pigheaded]

Stalking the wrong girl

 

[Pigheaded]

Untreated ulcers

 

[DayMaker]

Very unsanitary food handling processes

 

[Pigheaded]

Wicked waitresses with wild wants