Something that will kill you....ABC

[sweet_chelle]

Robots with blueballs

 

[Taegul]

Santa's sleigh (slay?) when he's had too much eggnog.

Hello Chelle

 

[sogrl90]

Taking chocolate away from me

 

[fieldmeister68]

Tequilla by the truckload

 

[Kinkenglish]

Unwrapping sogurl's chocolate

 

[Taegul]

Very heavy rocks dropped on my head.

 

[RoyceConnors]

war,

 

[emsway]

Xylophone thrown out a window.

 

[RoyceConnors]

yodeling under an avalanche risk

 

[ydahecnot]

yarn garrote

 

[RoyceConnors]

zoo poo

 

[Pigheaded]

A safe dropped on your head.

 

[emsway]

Being Wile E. Coyote.

 

[sultan_sd]

Cunt licking a leopard that demands more

 

[sogrl90]

Dating a serial killer

 

[sultan_sd]

Easing a hot red poker up your ass

 

[RoyceConnors]

firing a gun at your face

 

[lilydance]

gassy husbands

 

[Pigheaded]

Hot lava

 

[SCcouple1990]

Incan ritual

 

[emsway]

Joining a cult.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

killing a cobra

 

[Penuche]

Laceration

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

moonshining

 

[sweet_chelle]

Naked hitchhiking