Something that will kill you....ABC

[DayMaker]

Krispy Kreme donuts.

 

[OTCurve]

Large Lizard

 

[lowphat]

Mimes from hell

 

[SlightlyGone]

Magic Johnson (lots of unprotected sex & time)

 

[OTCurve]

Nuclear bomb

 

[Pigheaded]

Overfilling a hot air ballon

 

[Canbe4fun]

Quarreling mcCoys, no Hatfields, noo um

 

[Iceprincess12]

Ricin

 

[lowphat]

Ricin

Stumbling down the stairs

 

[miciz]

Droughty diarrhea

 

[EllaMayme]

unfullfilled sex life

 

[Lunation]

Vivisection

 

[Iceprincess12]

Welshing on a bet with the mafia

 

[BCJ4]

X-ray, too many unshielded ones.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Yakuza

 

[BCJ4]

Zoophilia

 

[Iceprincess12]

Airborne chemical warfare

 

[MrEd63]

Botulism

 

[Iceprincess12]

Cancer

 

[MrEd63]

Drive-by shooting

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

ecumenical extremism

 

[averagesizeguy]

Furious fucking.

 

[EllaMayme]

Getting stuck on train tracks

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

hibernating bear wakes up hungry as hell & sees you first.

 

[lacycheeks]

Irate neighbour finding you with their spouse