Something that will kill you....ABC

[lovetopleasewomen]

knowing there are sooooo many sweet women out there & not being able to get with them.

 

[JustEl]

lightheadedness from lovetopleasewomen's complement about sweet women....

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

making JustEl swoon & not being there to break her fall.

 

[lilydance]

necking with bigfoot

 

[walkingeagle]

Overzealous orgasms

 

[DayMaker]

Pungent sewer gases

 

[LWulf]

Quantum Quasars

 

[Little_Sister]

Radioactive radishes

 

[lowphat]

Radioactive radishes

Stupid people in cars

 

[Pigheaded]

Tennis racket to the back of the hear

 

[afriendg]

Uninvited drunk uncles

 

[ydahecnot]

Very pissed drunken aunts

 

[DayMaker]

Waiters who forget about your food allergy

 

[MichaelinChina]

I gotta get into a new time zone..

and I have forgotten the letter...lol

oh Y..


Yak stampede

 

[mickyp123]

zebra at a firework party

 

[MichaelinChina]

acid bath

 

[Penuche]

Barbiturates

 

[hotoldrguy]

cracks in the sidewalk

 

[Penuche]

Drainpipes coming away from the wall while you're 30 feet up and climbing up or down them.

 

[MaryanneB]

Elephants tipping through your tulips....

 

[hotoldrguy]

flying monkeys

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

getting caught in the crossfire

 

[RacyRedLips]

Horny harlots....




(you never know, they just might )

 

[pvt_addiction]

Icicles falling

 

[ydahecnot]

Joke store defibrillator