Something that will kill you....ABC

[lovetopleasewomen]

Oprah, she looooooves bread & if you got bread, you're in danger.

 

[DayMaker]

Peeing on an electric fence

 

[MichaelinChina]

Queen Elizabeth 1 - she beheaded quite a few people, especially Catholics.

 

[MrEd63]

Queen Elizabeth 1 - she beheaded quite a few people, especially Catholics.

Rabies

 

[Pigheaded]

Sleeping on railroad tracks

 

[MrEd63]

Sleeping on railroad tracks

Typhus

 

[MichaelinChina]

Sleeping on railroad tracks

Torn apart by wolves

 

[mnbreastluver]

Underwear suffocation.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Vacuum of space

 

[MichaelinChina]

World War III or IV

@Kinkenglish...nice link between Hemingway's Death in the Afternoon and absinthe. haha I take it back!

 

[sandysub]

Hi

Falling asleep in the bathtub

 

[DropBear91]

Gagged with a penis

 

[ydahecnot]

Ham past its expiration date

 

[DayMaker]

Ignoring warning signs of a heart attack.

 

[coffeelover5]

Ignoring warning signs of a heart attack.

jerking off way beyond needing just glasses

 

[sultan_sd]

Killing time...and Time turning around with its last past breathe and saying 'Time to turn off the lights!' and ending the world as we know it.

 

[lilydance]

Landshark

 

[sultan_sd]

Landshark

Nice one! lol

Martians! Those pesky little guys with their huge heads and laser guns!

 

[ponydriver]

Neptune with that menacing trident.

 

[Leigh81]

Neptune with that menacing trident.

Hey PD
Oil drum falling on your head

L

 

[hotoldrguy]

Poison Mushrooms

 

[sultan_sd]

Quidditch played to the death!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Rabid rodents

 

[sultan_sd]

Santa's helpers...the pay and working conditions would probably lead to unrest.

 

[Pigheaded]

Testy puppy-monkey-baby