Something that will kill you....ABC

[Pigheaded]

Nagging a sleeping bear

 

[DropBear91]

Nagging a sleeping bear

Orangutans

 

[DarkSimian]

poontang

 

[LiteTouch10]

Overdose of good intentions!!!!

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

quack doctors

 

[MrEd63]

Rotten food

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Smallpox

 

[jasonmason]

Smallpox

Trying to roll up and missing your roll.

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Time...

 

[ydahecnot]

Upchuck in the windpipe

 

[jasonmason]

Upchuck in the windpipe

Very hard hits to the head.

 

[hotoldrguy]

whack to the balls

 

[LWulf]

ubiquitous umbrellas utilized in underhanded and unwanted unrest

crap! it took me that long? just pass...

X

 

[Kat73]

X-rays

 

[sultan_sd]

'Yeah sure'-ing when you should have been 'Yes sir'-ing

 

[ashesatwork]

Zoo animals on the loose

 

[ydahecnot]

Animal virus

 

[sweetgypsy]

Botulism

 

[sultan_sd]

Carpet riding gone horribly wrong

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Carpet riding gone horribly wrong

Diptheria

 

[ydahecnot]

Eventual atrophy

 

[Hornblende]

Finality

 

[sultan_sd]

Gingers! They have no souls!

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Heartbreak.

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Heartbreak.

Oh that's a good one...

Lynch Mob