Something that will kill you....ABC

[EmpressJosephine]

Getting hit by a Mack truck.

 

[sogrl90]

Heroin addiction

 

[Bookishleigh]

Marriage...or at least it will kill your will to live

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Heroin addiction

Marriage...or at least it will kill your will to live

Inability to follow the ABCs.

(Fermina should die of embarrassment.)

 

[Bookishleigh]

Inability to follow the ABCs.

(Fermina should die of embarrassment.)

Jumping down an elevator shaft!

- I missed the ABC part! Fuck

P.S. - I have done FAR more embarrassing things, sadly.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Kicked by a kangaroo.

I have done FAR more embarrassing things, sadly.

Haven't we all?!

 

[Taegul]

Kissing a Rattlesnake.

 

[sultan_sd]

Leaping off a tall building

 

[Bookishleigh]

Marriage!!!

Finally, I can make my post in alphabetical order

 

[Taegul]

Nodding off on railroad tracks

 

[sultan_sd]

Octopus wrestling

 

[Taegul]

Poseidon just got ticked off because you didn't get out of the water to go pee...disgusting!

 

[simpletimes]

Poseidon just got ticked off because you didn't get out of the water to go pee...disgusting!

Questioning what real love is

 

[Bookishleigh]

Rick Astley's "Never Going to Give You Up?" played over and over and over again.

 

[Taegul]

Suffocated by huge, giant breasts.

What a way to go!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Tangled up in testicles

Wow

 

[Bookishleigh]

Under the covers and being "dutch ovened."

God, I'm glad I'm not married anymore.....

 

[Taegul]

Uranus isn't just a planet, it's also where the firecracker just blew up!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Vindictive vagina

May not kill you but you will wish you were dead!

 

[Bookishleigh]

Vindictive vagina

May not kill you but you will wish you were dead!

Watching paint dry - you will DIE of boredom.

And that Vagina_Vendetta (one of Ann's alts on the GB) is a perfect example of a vagina that makes you wish you were dead

 

[Taegul]

Xena Warrior Princess just caught you trying to cop a feel.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Watching paint dry - you will DIE of boredom.

And that Vagina_Vendetta (one of Ann's alts on the GB) is a perfect example of a vagina that makes you wish you were dead

Please tell me that is not a real name.

Xena Warrior Princess just caught you trying to cop a feel.

Yoko ono, killed the band

 

[Taegul]

Zip line snapped.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Please tell me that is not a real name.


Yoko ono, killed the band

Airplane crash....yeah, not very creative.

And apparently I misspelled the name, but here is the profile:

http://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=2682215

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

bears