Something that will kill you....ABC

[ydahecnot]

Uzi dance party

 

[Bandanto]

Very angry gnomes

 

[DayMaker]

Very sharp pointy things

 

[Bandanto]

Watermelon smashed head

 

[ydahecnot]

Very sharp pointy things

But enough about your nipples.

Wayward boomerangs

 

[Bandanto]

xenophobic Americans

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

you don't mess around with Jim

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Very sharp pointy things

Only if you run with them and fall down. Pay attention to what mamma told you! And put on some clean underwear.

 

[DropBear91]

you don't mess around with Jim

zebra rampaging towards you

 

[Bandanto]

Zealots.

 

[DayMaker]

Abstaining from sex for too long...

 

[ydahecnot]

Balls exploding after long teasing

 

[emsway]

Concubines.

 

[DropBear91]

Dissentary

 

[emsway]

Election results

 

[lowphat]

Election results

Fallen angels

 

[DropBear91]

Election results

Front runner trump

 

[DayMaker]

Generating too much heat then spontaneously exploding.

 

[ydahecnot]

Hot coal enema

 

[DropBear91]

Hot coal enema

Jet fuel

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Jet fuel

Kangaroo kick

 

[ydahecnot]

Lander malfunction

 

[emsway]

Money owed to Guido

 

[DropBear91]

Naked mole rats

 

[sultan_sd]

Mean machines