Something that will kill you....ABC

[ashesatwork]

suicide

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Traffic accident

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

taking a dive out of an airplane without a parachute

 

[ydahecnot]

underqualified pilot

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

vendettas

 

[ashesatwork]

windmill blade

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Xerox machine dropped from high building roof right on your head.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Yakuza

 

[RossieOregon]

Zebras running over you

 

[lowphat]

Zebras running over you

Asshole neighbors on their quads

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Asshole neighbors on their quads

Basilisk bite

 

[lowphat]

Basilisk bite

Condors on crack

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Condors on crack

Deep water diving

 

[lowphat]

Deep water diving

Elephant stampede

 

[RossieOregon]

Frantically darting across lanes of traffic

 

[ydahecnot]

Getting dodgeball lessons from Patches O'Houlihan

 

[lowphat]

Frantically darting across lanes of traffic

Getting gored by a wild boar

 

[lilydance]

hamster bite.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

internal bleeding

 

[jasonmason]

internal bleeding

Jumping in front of a speeding train.

 

[lilydance]

kissing a porcupine

 

[DarkSimian]

kissing a porcupine

lilydance, if I piss her off enough

 

[jasonmason]

lilydance, if I piss her off enough

Making a left turn in front of a speeding dump truck.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Not eating your vegetables

 

[DarkSimian]

oxen stampede