Something that will kill you....ABC

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

venereal diseases

 

[Aliceinchains36]

Women

 

[Taegul]

Xerox machine electrocutes you when you're trying to make copies of your junk!

 

[ydahecnot]

Yellow fever

 

[Iceprincess12]

Zenith tv shorts circuits when trying to watch porn

 

[Mebtaz2000]

Absinthe toxicity

 

[ydahecnot]

bomb,

 

[lacycheeks]

Dagger

 

[ydahecnot]

execution

 

[Iceprincess12]

Electric eel

 

[Mebtaz2000]

Guillotine

 

[Pigheaded]

Hot poker through the eye

 

[llidar]

Jimsonweed toxicity

 

[Mebtaz2000]

Lava would do it.

 

[Pigheaded]

Neanderthal with a club

 

[llidar]

Noose

 

[Mebtaz2000]

Orangutan

 

[sweet_chelle]

Pussy that don't belong to you

 

[cascadiabound]

Quarrelsome pirate

 

[barefootgirl69]

Rattlesnake

 

[Pigheaded]

Serrated knife

 

[sweet_chelle]

Texting your address to a serial killer

 

[Kinkenglish]

Unicorn horn through my cold, cold heart...

 

[simpletimes]

Believing in what will never again be is a slow painful death.

 

[OxfordDon]

Very large snooker table falling on you from a great height?