Something that will kill you....ABC

[Taegul]

Neanderthals thaw from their recently discovered frozen tomb and club you to death before making a new Geico commercial.

 

[Penuche]

No air.

 

[hotoldrguy]

ostriches

 

[numeniusa]

Pissed-off ostriches, maybe...

 

[hotoldrguy]

Quail on PCP

 

[numeniusa]

Really enormous sparrow

 

[hotoldrguy]

Seasick Sea Serpent AKA Cecil

 

[starrynightin64]

Too many robo calls & scam calls from India will kill you

 

[numeniusa]

Seasick Sea Serpent AKA Cecil

(I thought Cecil was a lion? )

Topically-applied gold paint (according to Ian Fleming)

 

[hotoldrguy]

uninterrupted elevator muzak Cecil was around many years ago

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

(I thought Cecil was a lion? )

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff113/balidas/beany_and_cecil_zpskgbrglua.jpg

viral infections

 

[hotoldrguy]

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff113/balidas/beany_and_cecil_zpskgbrglua.jpg

viral infections

Yay you found him!

Water on the brain

 

[numeniusa]

eXtermination by Dalek

(Nice serpent... )

 

[hotoldrguy]

Yanking your testicles too hard

 

[Hornblende]

Zero oxygen

 

[hotoldrguy]

anxious cattle

 

[awired50]

Auger Bit

 

[Hornblende]

Belligerent buffalo

 

[hotoldrguy]

Catnip drunk mountain lions

 

[ydahecnot]

Dangling electrical wire

 

[awired50]

Electricity

 

[tnman03]

Falling

 

[awired50]

Giant Komodo Dragons

 

[Tiamo15]

Gigantasauruses

 

[ydahecnot]

Hatchet