Something that will kill you....ABC

[troubledone]

Insecurity

 

[Kinkenglish]

Joggers' nipple

 

[MichaelinChina]

King's orders to behead you

 

[Iceprincess12]

Lint trapped in the dryer that catches on fire and combusts

 

[MichaelinChina]

Lint trapped in the dryer that catches on fire and combusts

ugh!!! what a way to die..

McDonalds food

 

[troubledone]

Moist un wiped nookie

 

[MichaelinChina]

Nipple rash

 

[Kinkenglish]

ugh!!! what a way to die..

McDonalds food

In the same vein...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-35490011


Opera...

 

[MichaelinChina]

Penguin Stampede

 

[Iceprincess12]

Quizno's subs made with bacteria infested hands

Ewww

 

[MichaelinChina]

Quizno's subs made with bacteria infested hands

Ewww

not funny given the salmonella in supermarket salads in Australia lately.


Rat poison

 

[Kinkenglish]

Salmonella surprise

 

[MichaelinChina]

Turtle Stampede

 

[Iceprincess12]

Unabomber

 

[MichaelinChina]

very tight underwear

 

[cascadiabound]

Wrecking ball

 

[MichaelinChina]

Wrecking ball

grrr bloody x


eXecutioner

 

[MichaelinChina]

your bad breath!

 

[cascadiabound]

Zeppelin explosion

 

[numeniusa]

Attack by massed hamsters

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Bombs.

 

[SlightlyGone]

Cunts.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Cunts.

(Yeah, you seem the type who couldn't handle one.)



Dysentery

 

[cascadiabound]

Elephants rampaging

 

[Hornblende]

Fumaroles