Something that will kill you....ABC

[Taegul]

Lawn dart through the neck.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Microorganism implanted in your brain, multiplying exponentially.

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

Nasal fungus.

 

[Taegul]

Oompa Loompas...they're murderous bastards I tell ya!

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

Pterodactyl s

 

[Iceprincess12]

Q-tips too far up your nose

 

[Taegul]

Riding a bike off the edge of Half-Dome.

 

[KaseE]

Slit throat.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Testicle chewing

 

[KaseE]

Using a chainsaw as a toothbrush.

 

[Taegul]

Vasectomy gone terribly wrong

 

[rob_4u2]

Werewolf

 

[Penuche]

Walls collapsing

 

[LWulf]

xerox x-rays (It's a killer, I'm telling you, it causes Xanthodontous)

 

[ydahecnot]

Youthful offender

 

[Bookishleigh]

Zebras - if you let them trample you to death. I'm sure it has happened.

 

[subtle_Dom]

zulu rebellion

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Crossing the streams

lol! forgot that one.



another divorce

 

[JustEl]

Brake failure....

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

compounding interest rates

 

[ilovetoeat42]

Dueling pianos (think who framed Roger rabbit)

 

[JustEl]

Driving while blindfolded....

 

[DayMaker]

Downing a fifth, by yourself.

 

[ilovetoeat42]

Effie Trinket

 

[ydahecnot]

Flying glass