Something that will kill you...ABC

[MichaelinChina]

wanking too much (and you thought it only caused hairs to grow in your palms)

 

[RossieOregon]

X'ing the street right in front of a vehicle.

 

[jasonmason]

X'ing the street right in front of a vehicle.

Yelling at Bigfoot.

 

[sharingfantasies]

zip-lining into shark infest waters

 

[RossieOregon]

Yelling at Bigfoot.

Good one!

Aviation accidents

 

[jasonmason]

Good one!

Aviation accidents

Beating a dead horse

 

[RossieOregon]

Beating a dead horse

Cutting the artery on your finger.

 

[dirtygentleman]

Death

 

[yellowrocket]

D20 rolling a 1.
Got beat while typing
Everclear

 

[PrissOff]

Feral kittens

 

[LilyField]

giant anaconda

 

[MichaelinChina]

Hamlet - if you happen to be one of these people: Polonius, Laertes, Ophelia, Claudius, Rosencrantz...

 

[Jamiegeo]

Irrational use of a cut throat razor.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Jumping spiders

 

[MichaelinChina]

Jigsaw instead of a razor..

 

[Jamiegeo]

Kaleidoscope instead of a telescope going into a napoleonic ocean battle.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Leprosy

 

[LilyField]

maniac

 

[Jamiegeo]

Narcotics OD.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Maneating plants

 

[MichaelinChina]

Narcotics OD.

someone's getting sleepy?

Out of water in the desert.

 

[Iceprincess12]

someone's getting sleepy?

Out of water in the desert.

I was singing it backwards...

Pesticides

 

[MichaelinChina]

I was singing it backwards...

yeah right!

Pesticides

Questions asked by a sadistic torturer answered wrongly

 

[Iceprincess12]

Questions asked by a sadistic torturer answered wrongly

Rancid milk

I can sing it backwards!!

 

[MichaelinChina]

slaps from the IcePrincess