Something that will kill you...ABC

[MichaelinChina]

Your baby (insert wild animal) that grows up and discovers he/she hates humans like you..

 

[_valkyrie_]

Zumba classes

 

[sharingfantasies]

apple seeds (chewing a LOT of them)

 

[Phil_Good]

Bombs

 

[sharingfantasies]

cudgels

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Distracted Driving

 

[_valkyrie_]

El Niño.

 

[sharingfantasies]

fracking

 

[ararejewel]

Golden showers (if they've had a lot to drink).

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

Golden showers (if they've had a lot to drink).

Hot Lava. Straight from Kilauea.

 

[sharingfantasies]

industrial strength cleaning supplies

 

[_valkyrie_]

Jet pack malfunction.

 

[Phil_Good]

Killer bees

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Landing in lava

 

[sharingfantasies]

marauding cannibals

 

[_valkyrie_]

Nuns with guns.

 

[sharingfantasies]

operations that are bungled

 

[papadoc19]

Pancreatic Cancer

 

[sharingfantasies]

quick thrusts of knife

 

[mnbreastluver]

Raging Bear

 

[TheOlderGuy]

sex with Miranda Kerr

 

[sharingfantasies]

tank..

 

[mnbreastluver]

Under bridge troll

 

[sharingfantasies]

vulpine attack

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

marauding cannibals

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