Something that will kill you...ABC

[Little_Sister]

Girls gone wild.

 

[DarciD]

Grabbing the wrong wire.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Holding your breath!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Injecting an air bubble

 

[rob_4u2]

Jumping into a volcano

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Den

Here's a new one I discovered at 3AM this morning.
Wearing PJ's that are way too long. It didn't kill me but sure hurt like hell when I fell aganst the bathtub. If I''d fell into the toilet and bumped the flusher I'd be drowning in crap in the septic tank.

Which is similar to some of the crap I see on the internet!

See FUCK thread for details.

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Key on a kite string during an electrical storm....it MIGHT kill you anyway

 

[hotoldrguy]

Liquored up scorpions

 

[rob_4u2]

Monkeys on meth

 

[RyanBooks]

Me.... Sorry if too dark.

 

[Tobewhole]

Nooses

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

ongoing hostilities

 

[rob_4u2]

Penguins with shotguns

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Penguins with shotguns

I've worried about them ever since moving to Florida.

Another thing that will kill you is Queers with shotguns.

 

[The_Nic]

I've worried about them ever since moving to Florida.

Another thing that will kill you is Queers with shotguns.

Robot apocalypse

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Slick 50, drink that & you're done for.

 

[Pigheaded]

Tripping near the edge of a cliff....bye!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Upsetting Trump.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

voting for the witch

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Worrying about who will win the election. They both suck, and the POTUS is just a damn figurehead anyway. We might as well vote in Queen Elizabeth II.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

'xplaining that you use too many letters in POTUS, it should be POS. But I fully agree with you.

 

[sultan_sd]

Yellow tail tuna, full grown 800 pounds, with his 20 or 30 friends

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Yellow tail tuna, full grown 800 pounds, with his 20 or 30 friends

Zebras in heat

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Abominable snowman

 

[sultan_sd]

Bad haircuts