Something that will kill you...ABC

[ShelbyBubbles]

Waiting for your turn at the DMV

 

[sharingfantasies]

ain't that the truth!

eXtremely strong winds that blow you out to sea

 

[MichaelinChina]

Yelling at me all the time.

 

[RockyRoll]

Zebra stampede

 

[MichaelinChina]

AR 15 in the hands of a crazy shooter

 

[Iceprincess12]

Botulism

 

[walkingeagle]

Crooked cock

 

[Iceprincess12]

Drunk, disorderly and depraved

 

[walkingeagle]

Erections lasting more than 4 hours--

 

[Iceprincess12]

Freddy Krueger

 

[walkingeagle]

Groping gynecologists

 

[MichaelinChina]

hanging onto a precipice by your fingers, then, finally letting go...

 

[Tommybowler]

Immobile idiots immersed in ink

 

[MichaelinChina]

jimmy bar smacked hard over your head by a thief you catch breaking in to your house.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Klingons

 

[MichaelinChina]

lap dancer that is heavily overweight lands on your lap

 

[Iceprincess12]

Mutton heads

 

[papadoc19]

Nuclear fallout

 

[Iceprincess12]

Oscillating fan made of knives

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

Oscillating fan made of knives

Peacock feather quills dipped in arsenic

 

[Iceprincess12]

Peacock feather quills dipped in arsenic

Quills dipped in arsenic

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

Oscillating fan made of knives

Quills dipped in arsenic

(The) rifles' rapid rattle


--- very clever btw, made me smile -----

 

[Iceprincess12]

(The) rifles' rapid rattle


--- very clever btw, made me smile -----

Sly smiling serial killer

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

Sly smiling serial killer

The last cut

 

[MichaelinChina]

undiscovered WWII bomb going off