Something that will kill you...ABC

[jasonmason]

licking the last piece of chocolate so I won't take it.

Missing the must make eddy on the Cullasaja River right above the Falls. The Cullasaja Falls are unrunnable and you face a certain death if you do.

 

[kimbalee]

not buckling your seat belt

 

[Azuldrgon]

Obviously not running fast enough from Lady J's rolling pin when you piss her off.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Playing with fire.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Quicksand--- especially if you are fucking in it! ^^^^^^

 

[lowphat]

Quicksand--- especially if you are fucking in it! ^^^^^^

Ravenous prostitutes

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Southern Gentlemen on Lit

 

[lowphat]

Southern Gentlemen on Lit

Teachers with rulers

 

[babeee]

Unruly pupils

 

[EllaMayme]

Venom

 

[DropBear91]

whales on the attack

 

[babeee]

eXtremely sharp knives

 

[cole4258]

Yelling in the middle of the night, waking everyone up

 

[babeee]

Zip accident causing strangulation of the penis

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Apathetic people

 

[hotoldrguy]

Buffalo stampede

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Choking

 

[sultan_sd]

Dick Dastardly!

 

[DropBear91]

erections lasting more than 4 hours

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Fucking a light socket

 

[rob_4u2]

Grinding on a table saw

 

[sultan_sd]

Himalaya hiking while high

 

[RossieOregon]

Industrial disasters

 

[Cymru6969]

Jack the Ripper

 

[MichaelinChina]

Kicking a land mine