Something that will kill you...ABC

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Mom finding your porno mags..... will kill the mood anyway.

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Napalm

 

[_valkyrie_]

Osteoporosis.

 

[sultan_sd]

Price is Right contestant that bids $1 more than you

 

[babeee]

Quicksand

 

[_valkyrie_]

Ramen.

 

[Chameleon30]

Snakes - no love for fellow reptiles

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Temptations

 

[Pigheaded]

Uncontrolled fusion reactor

 

[Azuldrgon]

Very spicy chicken......it can cause sudden rise in blood pressure for some folks.

 

[37_ttej]

Wasabi

(same theory as the spiced chicken)

 

[sultan_sd]

Xpectant mothers

 

[lacycheeks]

Yacht boom

 

[PrissOff]

Zucchini allergies

 

[Glycerinelimits]

Asshole Drivers

 

[Nightstalker_82]

Bears

 

[PrissOff]

Currents of electricity

 

[37_ttej]

Dad jokes

 

[Glycerinelimits]

Electricity in currents

 

[PrissOff]

Fucktards

 

[37_ttej]

Fucktards

Bwahahaha!

Great one-liners.

 

[PrissOff]

Hot lava

 

[37_ttej]

Insurrection

 

[PrissOff]

Jumping from the Empire State Building

 

[37_ttej]

Kraken