Something that will kill you...ABC

[lovetopleasewomen]

Quail hunting accident (Never hunt with politicians)

Don't get me started. I already want to hang that worthless bastard.




retiring way too early.

 

[faithlessmaiden]

Smallpox

 

[Mrtenant]

Tater tots....

 

[DayMaker]

Under-cooked chicken

 

[Cal2015]

Vesuvius, Mt.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Wars.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

wasting away, not caring for yourself

 

[Iceprincess12]

X-ray technician turned axe wielding murderer.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Yellow Fever.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Zebra buttfucking.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Anal expander gone wild

 

[jasonmason]

Zebra buttfucking.

A wrong turn in some cities.

 

[elusive_buttrfly]

botchilism

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Crazy critters cumming constantly

 

[_valkyrie_]

Daggers.

 

[Mebtaz2000]

Eggo waffle theft

 

[Iceprincess12]

Face sitting a cannibal

 

[tedsbeds]

Face sitting a cannibal

Carrying a "TRUMP" bumper sticker in Mexico!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Carrying a "TRUMP" bumper sticker in Mexico!

It's alphabetical...I'll pretend you did G

Harpies

 

[tedsbeds]

It's alphabetical...I'll pretend you did G

Harpies

Sorry I forgot.

the Iceprincess when you get out of line

 

[Iceprincess12]

Sorry I forgot.

the Iceprincess when you get out of line

Eeks!

Jumping rope with barbed wire.

 

[tedsbeds]

Eeks!

Jumping rope with barbed wire.

Kiting with Ben Franklin

 

[Iceprincess12]

Leprechaun catching you stealing his gold

 

[tedsbeds]

Leprechaun catching you stealing his gold

Mama seeing you doing the leprechaun!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Nessie, the loch ness monster