Something that will kill you...ABC

[Iceprincess12]

Peas laced with mustard gas and used as deadly, mushy explosives!

 

[Taegul]

Quarters in a sock smacked upside your head.

 

[Iceprincess12]

"Rubbing one out" with a razor blade glove

 

[Taegul]

Sex with an inflatable doll filled with nerve gas.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Tiptoeing through a nest of wasps and having your cellphone ring

 

[MichaelinChina]

Upper respiratory chest infection that develops perilously into pneumonia.

 

[Friendlymann]

Very large helpings elephant, buffalo and cheese pie

 

[MichaelinChina]

Wrong way down the expressway.

 

[37_ttej]

X-men. The baddie ones.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

you're driving down a very busy road when you spot a group of scantily clad women walking on the sidewalk & all your attention becomes focused on them...

 

[MichaelinChina]

zoo next door and the tigers jump over your fence and enter your house, into your bedroom...and they are very hungry.

 

[papadoc19]

Arsenic

 

[walkingeagle]

Bears with boners

 

[_valkyrie_]

Cannonballs.

 

[raiguy]

dogs with rabies

 

[tedsbeds]

dogs with rabies

elephants, pissed off elephants

 

[_valkyrie_]

Fungi.

 

[DarciD]

Gangrene

 

[_valkyrie_]

Hemlock.

 

[walkingeagle]

Iguanas with love on their mind!

 

[DarciD]

Jumping without a parachute.

 

[Pigheaded]

Kissing an agitated bison will do it!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Leprosy.

 

[tedsbeds]

Leprosy.

Malaria

 

[blue80driver]

Drugs