Something that will kill you...ABC

[SundayNew]

Undiagnosed heart disease

vanity.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Weevils

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

'xpressing the honest truth when the wife asks "does this dress make my ass look fat?"

 

[MrEd63]

'xpressing the honest truth when the wife asks "does this dress make my ass look fat?"

Yellow fever

 

[jasonmason]

Yellow fever

Zika virus.

 

[papadoc19]

Anvil to the head

 

[MichaelinChina]

boulder falling on you

 

[jasonmason]

boulder falling on you

Canoeing off Niagra Falls.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Death Adder bite

 

[oldasspussy]

eating a hemlock salad

 

[oldasspussy]

gazing at a jealous biker's old lady

 

[Cal2015]

haunted house

 

[ratherabsurd1]

carelessly getting your neck caught in a guillotine. A real pain in the neck. and Yes it is late here.

 

[MichaelinChina]

carelessly getting your neck caught in a guillotine. A real pain in the neck. and Yes it is late here.

alphabetical...


Incarcerated in Guantanamo

 

[jasonmason]

Ice cream headache causing blindness while driving.

 

[MichaelinChina]

junk food

 

[mnbreastluver]

Jaguar Running You Over

 

[MichaelinChina]

Kermit with an AK47

 

[jasonmason]

Life.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Menopause

 

[oldasspussy]

Menopause

No shit!


Nodding off when behind the wheel.

 

[jasonmason]

Menopause

Nooses around your neck

 

[MichaelinChina]

Octopus (Blue Ringed is deadly if it bites you)

 

[Iceprincess12]

"Postal" employee

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

quasars