Something you do that other people think is weird

Butter on tortillas. It sends some people into conniption fits.

I never knew this was a thing until visiting a friend in Arizona. Crazy good! Food and drink snobs are missing out!


Must be where "not my fault everything I say sounds like butter on a hot tortilla" comes from.

:D
 
I talk to my-self-Cell-fss and they talk back to me. I talk to things people dont usually talk to and they talk back to me.. And i have sex with.. Things.. Inside my head. And i read peoples minds
 
Quite honestly, they think everything about me is weird. So i dont really talk to people. But i talk to people inside my head. But.. Well.. The thing is... Uhh.. Since they are already inside my head, they know everything that happens, And so there is nothing to talk to much.. About stuff.. So i miss.. Normal talks sometimes..
 
I really enjoy the sex though. I dont even have to worry about getting pregnant. But sometimes.. It gets weird. Like.. I feel im having sex with myself, Cause im having sex with myself, Like im talking to myself right now. Like i cant tell the difference here or there. I loose my form. So thats the reason i do shit like this. So that i can keep my form. Otherwise i will lost inside the mind. And they say im always different like different persons. They find it weird. But as far as im concerned.. Im like all of em or none of em. Like.. Im not. But they think its weird. They tell me i dont take life "seriously". Pffts everybody is very serious all the time. People should just.. Idk.. We can have orgy together
 
I really enjoy the sex though. I dont even have to worry about getting pregnant. But sometimes.. It gets weird. Like.. I feel im having sex with myself, Cause im having sex with myself, Like im talking to myself right now. Like i cant tell the difference here or there. I loose my form. So thats the reason i do shit like this. So that i can keep my form. Otherwise i will lost inside the mind. And they say im always different like different persons. They find it weird. But as far as im concerned.. Im like all of em or none of em. Like.. Im not. But they think its weird. They tell me i dont take life "seriously". Pffts everybody is very serious all the time. People should just.. Idk.. We can have orgy together

We acknowledge you luk.
 
I read books. In this day and age, I might as well wear a bonnet and carry a parasol while I'm at it, too.
 
Walk away when I get angry. People seem to take it as a sign of weakness when actually it takes a lot. I mean, I could bitch slap them. 😁
 
I suspect this may not quite qualify for the criteria of the thread title but I suspect a lot of people find it weird quite how laid back I am about many things. Even if things happen that get in the way or can be a real annoyance I am more likely to say 'it will all work out in the end' than get overly worried about it. I also have no doubt this has driven a few of my friends or my previous partners a little bit stir crazy.
 
I always leave a tiny bit of tea in my mug cos I'm scared of getting a mouthful of tea leaves. Even though I use teabags.
 
I'm trying to come up with something relevant and coming up short. But, in my mind I pictured my imagination beginning to creek and groan to life like an old submarine....one of those really old skool jobs with miles and miles of plumbing and hand-operated valves. Some Das Boot shit. You hear ballast shifting, and the communication device is a long pipe sticking out of the floor that you just talk into.

Didgeridon't even think about getting cute with it.
 
I'm trying to come up with something relevant and coming up short. But, in my mind I pictured my imagination beginning to creek and groan to life like an old submarine....one of those really old skool jobs with miles and miles of plumbing and hand-operated valves. Some Das Boot shit. You hear ballast shifting, and the communication device is a long pipe sticking out of the floor that you just talk into.

Didgeridon't even think about getting cute with it.

Ahead flank cavitate.
 
i don't like killing things and go out of my way not to if i can avoid it, like rescuing spiders from the bath/sink, bees from drowning in the dog's waterbowl, letting wasps out the window or door if they're not being too freaky. i feel sorry for the ants we kill, just living their lives, being busy, but not so much for gnats or maggots (even those last i'll tend to leave to fate in the form of birds) or those tiny tiny little black flies that will just NOT fuck off
 
Ahead flank cavitate.

Are ye trying to captain me imaginary submarine then?!?

Because, well....that's weird (lol?) I was telling a friend today that I think I am desensitized to "weird". She said something like "You're not a normie", which I think isn't true. I'm regular folks. Truth? Those claiming to eat hotdogs in this thread, those are the weirdos. I don't think I'd stoop lower than a brat. Once upon a time I ate Luckydogs in the French Quarters when I lived in NOLA. I can't help but think part of those late night desperate meals still swim around in my innards like some phantom spirit of debauchery, a ghostly drag queen dressed in onions and chili.
 
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