Sorta like cutting off your nose to spite your face?

[A Desert Rose]

If I read the story correctly, didn't he cut off his fine specimen of manhood? So, unless they saved it to put in some museum as a phallic symbol of Egyptian love sickness or a trophy for rebelling against martyrdom marriages, that manhood is either in the trash or ground up as dog food.

As to what his true love interest might have thought of his most unfriendliest cut of all...she's probably OK with it, as long as he keeps her in a good supply of batteries.

And he's not totally out of the gene pool just yet. I can see his parents telling him, "you're not going to take our grandchildren from us that easily!" They'll pay some high class doctor some high class cash to surgically make it happen.

All they need from him is a couple of those little tadpoles. I'm sure they could probably come up with at least a couple, unless he did a total slice and dice on his testicles, too. Even with precise aim, the chances are he only got to one before the horrific pain got the best of him. Maybe one of those little buggers was spared?

Oh honey... I hate to disappoint you but nothing, and I mean NOTHING, really replaces a hard, hot, throbbing cock.

I think I speak for all subbies of my persuasion on this.

 

[CurlyKat]

Oh honey... I hate to disappoint you but nothing, and I mean NOTHING, really replaces a hard, hot, throbbing cock.

I think I speak for all subbies of my persuasion on this.

Yep. I've really nothing more to add other than agreement. Nothing will ever compare to that.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

...she's probably OK with it, as long as he keeps her in a good supply of batteries...

...nothing, and I mean NOTHING, really replaces a hard, hot, throbbing cock...

Hmm... I think there might be a market here for a new type of vibrator: One that feels like flesh (engorged, of course ), has a heating element, and a "throb" motor to go along with the vibrate motor.

:: Ka-ching! ::

 

[DVS]

Hmm... I think there might be a market here for a new type of vibrator: One that feels like flesh (engorged, of course ), has a heating element, and a "throb" motor to go along with the vibrate motor.

:: Ka-ching! ::

I'll invest. We could also add a little speaker that has a series of phrases the user can dial up to say, in a masculine voice. Options would be..."Who's your daddy...who's your daddy?", "God, you're so tight, baby", "Take it, bitch"...take it all", etc.

In addition to the heating element and "throb" motor, a mildly pressurised vessel that holds a "heated liquid of use's choice" where the pressure can be adjusted to taste (no pun intended...well maybe a small one). Just at the moment the customer prefers, the liquid is pumped through tubes in the surface of the shaft and as pressure increases a small adjustable relief valve inside opens which sends the liquid spewing out of the tip, injecting it deep into orifice of choice.

Care would be taken to make it as real to life as possible, such as heat, fleshy feel, color, protruding veins, bulging purple head with a soft spungy texture and if the customer selects the advance model, the unit could be attached to a piston driven shaft for the ultimate in pleasure pumping power. The shaft would have an adjustable depth guide to give the novice and the advance user the experience they prefer. The depth settings could have names such as naive, novice, horny kid, loving husband, lustful lover, all the way up to sadistic rapist.

And it all would be available at your friendly CVS for a modest price. Well, actually, it should be controlled and sold through a licensed professional, so health insurance could be used for the purchase.

Think of it...the answer to safe sex, to disease control, to unwanted pregnancies, to divorce, to bored housewives! The liquid in the vessel could be real sperm, giving a new way to introduce the artificial insemination process!

Oh...did I get carried away? Sorry.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I'll invest. We could also add a little speaker that has a series of phrases the user can dial up to say, in a masculine voice. Options would be..."Who's your daddy...who's your daddy?", "God, you're so tight, baby", "Take it, bitch"...take it all", etc.

In addition to the heating element and "throb" motor, a mildly pressurised vessel that holds a "heated liquid of use's choice" where the pressure can be adjusted to taste (no pun intended...well maybe a small one). Just at the moment the customer prefers, the liquid is pumped through tubes in the surface of the shaft and as pressure increases a small adjustable relief valve inside opens which sends the liquid spewing out of the tip, injecting it deep into orifice of choice.

Care would be taken to make it as real to life as possible, such as heat, fleshy feel, color, protruding veins, bulging purple head with a soft spungy texture and if the customer selects the advance model, the unit could be attached to a piston driven shaft for the ultimate in pleasure pumping power. The shaft would have an adjustable depth guide to give the novice and the advance user the experience they prefer. The depth settings could have names such as naive, novice, horny kid, loving husband, lustful lover, all the way up to sadistic rapist.

And it all would be available at your friendly CVS for a modest price. Well, actually, it should be controlled and sold through a licensed professional, so health insurance could be used for the purchase.

Think of it...the answer to safe sex, to disease control, to unwanted pregnancies, to divorce, to bored housewives! The liquid in the vessel could be real sperm, giving a new way to introduce the artificial insemination process!

Oh...did I get carried away? Sorry.

Hmm... I think there might be a market here for a new type of vibrator: One that feels like flesh (engorged, of course ), has a heating element, and a "throb" motor to go along with the vibrate motor.

:: Ka-ching! ::

I expect a cut on this deal since I kinda inspired it.

But regardless, it's not just the cock... it's also the weight of a body ontop or against her (me), the hot breath on her (or my) neck, the words whispered in her (or my) ears, those strong hands pulling her (my) hips to him... those lips on her (my tits)... These kinds of cocks are attached to real bodies and you simply can't fabricate that.

Sorry... I was "inspired" this morning... it's still lingering...

 

[DVS]

I expect a cut on this deal since I kinda inspired it.

But regardless, it's not just the cock... it's also the weight of a body ontop or against her (me), the hot breath on her (or my) neck, the words whispered in her (or my) ears, those strong hands pulling her (my) hips to him... those lips on her (my tits)... These kinds of cocks are attached to real bodies and you simply can't fabricate that.

Sorry... I was "inspired" this morning... it's still lingering...

body on top (some sort of weighted dummy attachment)-check, hot breath on neck (could run tube from heat source to neck area)-check, those strong hands pulling on hips (mechanical arms with simulated flesh covered hands)-check, those lips on tits (adjustable suction devices with moist "tongue" for added sensation)-check.

Oh, the creative mind can fabricate whatever it wants. It just takes a little inspiration, expendable cash, and the ability to take something from the planning stage to the physical reality.

Keep the thoughts coming. I think we're on a roll...

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Hmm... I think there might be a market here for a new type of vibrator: One that feels like flesh (engorged, of course ), has a heating element, and a "throb" motor to go along with the vibrate motor.

:: Ka-ching! ::

I'll invest. We could also add a little speaker that has a series of phrases the user can dial up to say, in a masculine voice. Options would be..."Who's your daddy...who's your daddy?", "God, you're so tight, baby", "Take it, bitch"...take it all", etc.

In addition to the heating element and "throb" motor, a mildly pressurised vessel that holds a "heated liquid of use's choice" where the pressure can be adjusted to taste (no pun intended...well maybe a small one). Just at the moment the customer prefers, the liquid is pumped through tubes in the surface of the shaft and as pressure increases a small adjustable relief valve inside opens which sends the liquid spewing out of the tip, injecting it deep into orifice of choice.

Care would be taken to make it as real to life as possible, such as heat, fleshy feel, color, protruding veins, bulging purple head with a soft spungy texture and if the customer selects the advance model, the unit could be attached to a piston driven shaft for the ultimate in pleasure pumping power. The shaft would have an adjustable depth guide to give the novice and the advance user the experience they prefer. The depth settings could have names such as naive, novice, horny kid, loving husband, lustful lover, all the way up to sadistic rapist.

And it all would be available at your friendly CVS for a modest price. Well, actually, it should be controlled and sold through a licensed professional, so health insurance could be used for the purchase.

Think of it...the answer to safe sex, to disease control, to unwanted pregnancies, to divorce, to bored housewives! The liquid in the vessel could be real sperm, giving a new way to introduce the artificial insemination process!

Oh...did I get carried away? Sorry.

I expect a cut on this deal since I kinda inspired it.

But regardless, it's not just the cock... it's also the weight of a body ontop or against her (me), the hot breath on her (or my) neck, the words whispered in her (or my) ears, those strong hands pulling her (my) hips to him... those lips on her (my tits)... These kinds of cocks are attached to real bodies and you simply can't fabricate that.

Sorry... I was "inspired" this morning... it's still lingering...

body on top (some sort of weighted dummy attachment)-check, hot breath on neck (could run tube from heat source to neck area)-check, those strong hands pulling on hips (mechanical arms with simulated flesh covered hands)-check, those lips on tits (adjustable suction devices with moist "tongue" for added sensation)-check.

Oh, the creative mind can fabricate whatever it wants. It just takes a little inspiration, expendable cash, and the ability to take something from the planning stage to the physical reality.

Keep the thoughts coming. I think we're on a roll...

:: Blink :: What have I done?


Wait... ADR said she inspired it, so it's all her fault!

 

[DVS]

:: Blink :: What have I done?


Wait... ADR said she inspired it, so it's all her fault!

I know it's not my fault. I'm just horny and I'm using this as my sexual release. Yes, I can create my own illusions. Sad, but true...also necessity.

 

[graceanne]

He probably presented it to his love in a box to show his love for her.

Ew.

Oh honey... I hate to disappoint you but nothing, and I mean NOTHING, really replaces a hard, hot, throbbing cock.

I think I speak for all subbies of my persuasion on this.

Yep.

Oh...did I get carried away? Sorry.

I expect a cut on this deal since I kinda inspired it.

But regardless, it's not just the cock... it's also the weight of a body ontop or against her (me), the hot breath on her (or my) neck, the words whispered in her (or my) ears, those strong hands pulling her (my) hips to him... those lips on her (my tits)... These kinds of cocks are attached to real bodies and you simply can't fabricate that.

Sorry... I was "inspired" this morning... it's still lingering...

C'mon, guys. Be kind. I'm not getting any for another eleven months. I do not need to get worked up.

 

[DVS]

Ew.



Yep.









C'mon, guys. Be kind. I'm not getting any for another eleven months. I do not need to get worked up.

NO NOOKIE COOKIES FOR YOU! LOL

 

[Sir_Winston54]

C'mon, guys. Be kind. I'm not getting any for another eleven months. I do not need to get worked up.

Poor gracie... eleven months without

• being waked in the middle of the night by a hard dick pressing against her ass...
• her man giving her *that look* and her knowing that she's gonna get laid tonight...
• no hands squeezing closed her throat as she's driven into, feeling her world narrow to those few sensations...

We really shouldn't say anything about sex anywhere gracie might read it.

 

[DVS]

Poor gracie... eleven months without

• being waked in the middle of the night by a hard dick pressing against her ass...
• her man giving her *that look* and her knowing that she's gonna get laid tonight...
• no hands squeezing closed her throat as she's driven into, feeling her world narrow to those few sensations...

We really shouldn't say anything about sex anywhere gracie might read it.

She'll be going to the laundry mat and spending a fortune in quarters, just to get a buzz during the spin cycle.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

She'll be going to the laundry mat and spending a fortune in quarters, just to get a buzz during the spin cycle.

I had a girlfriend in college who admitted to doing just that. There was one particular washer in her dorm that was slightly unbalanced, and it vibrated like a sumbitch during the spin cycles; she'd perch herself on top of it, with her crotch carefully positioned at one of the corners, and claimed she could get off two or three times for each spin cycle (once for wash, once for rinse). I took her to an adult bookstore (which wouldn't let her in, lol - she wasn't 21) and bought her a vibrator. She *loved* playing with it... alone or in front of me. I spent more money on batteries than I did on anything else for her.

 

[graceanne]

NO NOOKIE COOKIES FOR YOU! LOL

*pbbth*

Poor gracie... eleven months without

• being waked in the middle of the night by a hard dick pressing against her ass...
• her man giving her *that look* and her knowing that she's gonna get laid tonight...
• no hands squeezing closed her throat as she's driven into, feeling her world narrow to those few sensations...

We really shouldn't say anything about sex anywhere gracie might read it.

*glares*

She'll be going to the laundry mat and spending a fortune in quarters, just to get a buzz during the spin cycle.

LOL! Oh, my word! What a mental picture.

But that's ok. I have a bob. And I can bring him to my bed and be comfortable.