Soundtrack for getting your ass beat

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I know there have been many threads about what music is good for setting a scene... this is sort of the opposite.

I have been asked to create a playtime music playlist, and I can't help but think of incredibly inappropriate songs I have in my stash (The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme and "Cheepnis" by Frank Zappa spring to mind).

What other songs should one avoid having one's ass beat to?

 

[00Syd]

Can't Touch This - MC Hammer

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I find polka music is generally a bad idea.

bj

 

[Netzach]

There's so much always so wrong it's right if you have a camp enough sensibility. I'd rather scene to Perry Como than Nine Inch Nails, repetition bites ass.

 

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I find polka music is generally a bad idea.

bj

Hah. I did ask about polka. It was quickly nixed.

 

[00Syd]

There's so much always so wrong it's right if you have a camp enough sensibility. I'd rather scene to Perry Como than Nine Inch Nails, repetition bites ass.

I heartily agree with this sentiment.

 

[BiYeti]

Sir Mix-A-Lot's classic ode to the ladies with large derriers, "Baby Got Back" is one. Another would be "Bicycle" by Queen. Why, I dare say Bunny would be quite amused should I pull any of those out one fateful night.

 

[BiBunny]

Sir Mix-A-Lot's classic ode to the ladies with large derriers, "Baby Got Back" is one. Another would be "Bicycle" by Queen. Why, I dare say Bunny would be quite amused should I pull any of those out one fateful night.

Have at it. 'Cause if you do, I swear to God, I'm going to put on some Elton sunglasses and crop your ass to "The Bitch is Back." Or do my hair in a Caucasafro and dance around singing "It's Raining Men." Whoever doesn't pass out from laughter wins.

 

[BiYeti]

Well then, perhaps "Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen (who else sees the irony in that?) or "Slow Ride" by Foghat? Yeah, I'm in a classic rock kick...

 

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Well then, perhaps "Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen (who else sees the irony in that?) or "Slow Ride" by Foghat? Yeah, I'm in a classic rock kick...

As long as we're on Queen. I have to throw out Bohemian Rhapsody. I'd be way too tempted to headbang once the guitar part kicks in.

 

[TheleHun]

.....

 

[popcorn2721]

how about Escape (aka the Pina Colada Song)??

 

[rosco rathbone]

"Slow Ride" by Foghat?

I've done that. Also "Shaft Theme..."

I keep meaning to do Pantera "Five Minutes Alone".

 

[SweetGigi]

the sound track i like best?? My own screams and choked tears.

 

[Primalex]

the sound track i like best?? My own screams and choked tears.

Attention whore.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

how about Escape (aka the Pina Colada Song)??

arrrrgh! *clutches bleeding ears*

Attention whore.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[graceanne]

Anything that Barney sings would be bad.

 

[Netzach]

I've done that. Also "Shaft Theme..."

I keep meaning to do Pantera "Five Minutes Alone".

Wow.

Who knew?

 

[graceanne]

I think that I remember snowy telling a story of Kat flogging to some silly song - I can't recall which, and her sub getting in trouble for giggling.

 

[BiYeti]

My Little Pony... If that's not bad enough, the theme to HeMan.

 

[kinkyknickers]

Milk eyed mender _ by Joanna Newsome

If you've never heard it, look it up (maybe myspace or youtube) then you'll know what I mean about BDSM innappropriate.

Rediculous.

 

[pellso27]

the theme to Jaws

 

[EmpressFi]

Master actually prefers to not use music during a scene. He likes for me to focus on the sounds of the flogger hitting my skin or the cane/crop/paddle as it moves through the air and the smacks my ass or thighs or back. He knows my tendency to get easily distracted and so he keeps things at a minimum. No music and I wear a blindfold.


as far as songs NOT to include... if he asked me to make a soundtrack, I'd have to make sure not to include anything by Ween. But that's because my friend and I sing it at the top of our lungs to each other..so I couldnt resists a giggle

 

[EmpressFi]

Ok.. I have to add this.. I was telling Master about this thread and my response.. he added this...

"the Master raises his hand, flogger ends flinging high in the air. The woosh as they cut through the air meets the girls ears. As the Master brings his hand down...*Rubber ducky you're the one...you make bathtime lots of fun...*

 

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the theme to Jaws

Hah. actually I think that one could be fun. Especially with a blindfold.