Spanish Speaker Wanted

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One of my two lowest-rated chapters on Literotica includes a quick hookup between an English-speaking man and a Spanish-speaking woman, which I glossed over. Although the protagonist (and the author) does not speak Spanish, as an Easter egg for those who do, I thought I would include the actual words she says.

I have access to Google Translate; however, any computer program has its limitations. I'd love someone who speaks conversational Spanish (not "I had 2 years of Spanish in school) to look over the chapter when it is finished and modify what I wrote into something a Spanish-speaking woman would actually say.

 

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To use an example from another story in the past (not on Literotica), in Portuguese:

I wrote: "Dragão, é um dragão filho da puta!"

I was told, "Is the person angry at the dragon? Otherwise I wouldn't use 'filho da puta'. That means 'son of a bitch' and has more or less the same connotation as in English -- it's an insult, not a show of awe or surprise." Plus, my punctuation on the above sentence was messed up.

So the line was corrected to: "Puta que pariu, é um dragão!"

I had a similar correction when Google Translate took the phrase "Stop being an ass" and suggested a word which meant "donkey" (something no one says in that context) instead of "asshole."