Spank your pasta.....

[MaryanneB]

Has anyone seen a TV ad for a frozen dinner called Devour? The guy is talking to his mac and cheese
and the boss asks if he "spanked his pasta"? A bit strange for mainstream tv but is it a test?

 

[ydahecnot]

I'd rather pound my penne

 

[DayMaker]

I suck my spaghetti .

 

[Amalgamation]

I'm rather fond of licking Day's lasagna.

 

[OxfordDon]

I like to tan my tagliatelle.

 

[beachbaby179]

I know someone who faps his farfalle.

 

[Kat73]

Has anyone seen a TV ad for a frozen dinner called Devour? The guy is talking to his mac and cheese
and the boss asks if he "spanked his pasta"? A bit strange for mainstream tv but is it a test?

The food you want to fork commercial? Slightly disturbing. Even my boys were like WTH?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I like the taste of his baci

 

[seth6138]

BRB, pounding my Pappardelle

 

[done_got_old]

Has anyone seen a TV ad for a frozen dinner called Devour? The guy is talking to his mac and cheese
and the boss asks if he "spanked his pasta"? A bit strange for mainstream tv but is it a test?

I agree, but the purpose of an ad is to get you to try it. The more people who talk about it, the more likely one is to purchase it. My local store has the Devour entrees in their weekly ad.

Then again perhaps "spanked" has another meaning. Out of curiosity, I checked and yes there are multiple meanings. Pick your favorite.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/spanked

 

[ydahecnot]

Whew, I just got done mauling my macaroni.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Eating my meat balls!

 

[beachbaby179]

I have not seen the ad but now I'm curious. And as DGO pointed out, that's the marketing goal.

 

[emsway]

Fingering my farfalle.

 

[DarkSimian]

Fingering my farfalle.

this, I have to see for myself

 

[ydahecnot]

I'd like to see her knead her gnocchi

 

[DarkSimian]

I'd like to see her knead her gnocchi

you have a point too, sir

 

[emsway]

Canoodling with my cannelloni?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Canoodling with my cannelloni?

I'd lick your Lumache and stuff your ravioli

 

[beachbaby179]

I'd lick your Lumache and stuff your ravioli

But do you manhandle your manicotti?

 

[AbsintheFather]

But do you manhandle your manicotti?

That's a little personal

But I will admit to tweaking my tortellini's from time to time

 

[DarciD]

Wonder who might be edging their elbows ...

 

[Leigh81]

Angel hair landing strip

L

 

[emsway]

I'd lick your Lumache and stuff your ravioli

Suddenly the pasta bloat seems worth it.

 

[Amalgamation]

Stuffing manicotti is a speciality of mine.