Sparky Kronkite!!!! Found Dead!!!! Choked!!!!

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey, I mark like a beast......

But I have to drink lots of water.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Re: Bad news!!!!

The next diabolical plot of the Antichrist will be for him and his legion of fallen angels, led by Expertise, Flagg, Purple Haze, Dillinger, GuyJD and Nobody Special, to seduce human women as they did in the days of Noah. This likely will take place on an erotic website.

Cool...I'm from Miami. I can handle rain and swim pretty fucking well. Do I have to fuck ALL of them for the Noah effect, or just take a sampling for show?

Not to worry, Madame Pandora, we'll lead these sheep into the lake of fire burning with fire and brimstone. It's better to get them all at once rather than pick them off one at a time.

Aw hell...then what do I do with all this AMMO I've been stockpiling...

MP