Speaking fo Flogging the Bishop...

Have you ever spanked the moneky thinking about someone here on lit?

  • Yes- Daily. As a matter of a fact, I have whacked the gerkin to just about everyone here on it.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Yes- a special few have been honored by my fantasies.

    Votes: 7 25.9%
  • Yes- One particular person. You know who you are.

    Votes: 6 22.2%
  • Yes- One particular person and they have no idea *maniacal laugh*

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • No- That's just dirty!

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • No- I imgaine eveyrone in lit looks like my grandmother.

    Votes: 3 11.1%
  • No- and have nothing more to say ont he subject.

    Votes: 7 25.9%
  • What the f*ck is flogging the bishop?

    Votes: 2 7.4%

  • Total voters
    27
TxRad said:
I haven't been here long enough to form many impressions yet.... Not sexual ones anyway..... Although Vella's eyes are starting to haunt me.....

And Minisue's beak.... well, that's another story altogether.....

You've no idea.....:devil:

(You're not supposed to be a virgin anymore....now you're supposed to be experienced. :D)
 
But of course. Far too many brilliant and beautiful women here. If I didn't get some ideas I would not merely be celibate, I would be dead.
 
English Lady said:
(You can change your usertitles now...go to edit profile in your User CP -it's the first option there)


And no...I don't believe in violence...and I've never met the bishop.

I read that as usertitties, EL. Really! And thanks for the tip.
 
Sub Joe said:
I read that as usertitties, EL. Really! And thanks for the tip.


becareful changing your usertitties sub love, youmight end up with mine! :eek:
 
cloudy said:
Shanglan, if I'm not mistaken, that's the canals of Venice in the background. ;)


Cheers, yes - Joe set me straight.

It made me smile, though, thinking of Perdita's comments on another thread about photography and the difference between what the light makes and what the mind makes. I saw a river and made what I would of it.
 
hrm.. who was it that rode bare breasted into battle on a horse?
catherine the great?
shanglan... be my steed?
 
English Lady said:
becareful changing your usertitties sub love, youmight end up with mine! :eek:

I'm pretty sure they won't look as good on me. Mind you, I could cop a feel of them whenever I wanted...
 
vella_ms said:
hrm.. who was it that rode bare breasted into battle on a horse?
catherine the great?
shanglan... be my steed?

Yes, Shanglan, will you? Tap once for yes, twice for no...
 
Sorry I missed the first page of this thread. I was busy flogging.

Or was it flossing?
 
Liar said:
Sorry I missed the first page of this thread. I was busy flogging.

Or was it flossing?

Your nose is Blogged on my home page.
 
Liar said:
Sorry I missed the first page of this thread. I was busy flogging.

Or was it flossing?

If it needs flossing, I recommend talking to your doctor. Or possible the "Ripley's" people.

Shanglan
 
vella_ms said:
you, are quite simply, awesome!
now, lets talk more about this diorama...

Funny. I thought you'd have wanted to talk more about the flogging. :cool:

~lucky

p.s. Poll - Oh yeah! :catroar:
 
Masturbation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Or so I'm told. Not that I would know anything about that subject. Nope. Nothing at all, not me.
 
carsonshepherd said:
Masturbation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Or so I'm told. Not that I would know anything about that subject. Nope. Nothing at all, not me.

That reminds me, Carson. The binders called. Your doctoral dissertation, "Wanking and the Gay Male Psyche: 450 Pages of Pop-Ups" is in.

Shanglan
 
BlackShanglan said:
That reminds me, Carson. The binders called. Your doctoral dissertation, "Wanking and the Gay Male Psyche: 450 Pages of Pop-Ups" is in.

Shanglan
*snicker*
 
(threadjack) Anyone ever heard the Blarney Brothers version of Paddy Murphy? It's a blast! (/threadjack)

I've never molested any clergy. Of course, I've never had the opportunity.
 
BlackShanglan said:
That reminds me, Carson. The binders called. Your doctoral dissertation, "Wanking and the Gay Male Psyche: 450 Pages of Pop-Ups" is in.

Shanglan


And when you read it, did it "touch" you in a certain special way?
 
I voted "No- That's just dirty!" because it was the closest to the correct answer. :nana:



Masturbation is sex with someone you love.


Keep your hands OFF my usertitties!
 
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