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MaryBears said:
I am okay....just freezing :eek: i think i have no blood anymore or something :( but I am doing better than I was this past weekend....:)


awww hun... *hugs*

well it has been kinda cold the last couple days... but is supposed to start warming up .... but then again this is ohio lmao *rolls eyes*
 
Sniffer

Sniffer


A man gets into his seat on an airline, as the plane is about ready to
take off, when another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the two
empty seats beside him. The Lab is situated in the middle and the first
man is looking quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that
they work for the airline.


The airline rep says, "Don't mind Sniffer, he's a highly trained
sniffing dog, in fact the best there is. I'll show you once we get
airborne when I put him to work."


The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first
man, "Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search." Sniffer jumps
down, walks along the aisle and sits next to a woman for a few seconds
and then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm. He
says, "Good boy." The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That
woman is in possession of marijuana, and so I'm making a note of this
and her seat number for the Police who will apprehend her when we land."

"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again, he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about
and sits down beside a man for a few seconds and then returns to the
seat and places both paws on the handler's arm. The airline rep says,
"That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of this and
his seat number."

"I like it," says the first man.

A third time, the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes
up and down the aisle and after a while, sits down next to someone. He
then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and craps all over the
place.

The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from such a
supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What is going on?"

The handler replies nervously, "He just found a bomb!" :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
AMEN you can expect any thing in Ohio :rolleyes:


spiritshadow67 said:
awww hun... *hugs*

well it has been kinda cold the last couple days... but is supposed to start warming up .... but then again this is ohio lmao *rolls eyes*
 
A warm Good morning to Spirit, Cats and Wyld :rose: :kiss: and all the other ladies that come to this thread..and ^5 Shreik and Gents..I hope all have a great day.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
A warm Good morning to Spirit, Cats and Wyld :rose: :kiss: and all the other ladies that come to this thread..and ^5 Shreik and Gents..I hope all have a great day.


Good Mornin hun... *hugs*

surprised to see you lurking about so early this am ;)
 
spiritshadow67 said:
Good Mornin hun... *hugs*

surprised to see you lurking about so early this am ;)



LOL well I finished all the daily cooking and salad making early this morning and its nice and sunny here..which is pinning my eyes open....LOL
 
Greetings everyone. Remember today to have extra fun ;) :devil:
For the lovely ladies :rose: :kiss:
For the handsome gents^5's
 
Happy Hump Day {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Spirit}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} :rose: :kiss: hope your day is fabulous :D
 
spiritshadow67 said:
Sniffer


A man gets into his seat on an airline, as the plane is about ready to
take off, when another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the two
empty seats beside him. The Lab is situated in the middle and the first
man is looking quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that
they work for the airline.


The airline rep says, "Don't mind Sniffer, he's a highly trained
sniffing dog, in fact the best there is. I'll show you once we get
airborne when I put him to work."


The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first
man, "Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search." Sniffer jumps
down, walks along the aisle and sits next to a woman for a few seconds
and then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm. He
says, "Good boy." The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That
woman is in possession of marijuana, and so I'm making a note of this
and her seat number for the Police who will apprehend her when we land."

"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again, he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about
and sits down beside a man for a few seconds and then returns to the
seat and places both paws on the handler's arm. The airline rep says,
"That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of this and
his seat number."

"I like it," says the first man.

A third time, the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes
up and down the aisle and after a while, sits down next to someone. He
then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and craps all over the
place.

The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from such a
supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What is going on?"

The handler replies nervously, "He just found a bomb!" :eek: :eek: :eek:


Yikes.....
 
LustfulOne50 said:
A warm Good morning to Spirit, Cats and Wyld :rose: :kiss: and all the other ladies that come to this thread..and ^5 Shreik and Gents..I hope all have a great day.

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: thank you sweetie
 
spiritshadow67 said:
Good Evening Everyone!!

{{Shreik}}
{{Cats}}
{{Mary}}
{{Lusty}}

Hope ya'll had a great day ;)


Sure did..hope you had a good one as well...... :kiss: :kiss:
 
catsr2wild said:
Sure did..hope you had a good one as well...... :kiss: :kiss:


yea i had a pretty good day... my seasonal job... is probably gonna turn into a full time one with benefits... woooohoo!!! :cathappy:
 
spiritshadow67 said:
yea i had a pretty good day... my seasonal job... is probably gonna turn into a full time one with benefits... woooohoo!!! :cathappy:

:nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: yippee......benefits are always good.......
 
Dropping in to leave hugs for Spirit and all her friends. :rose: Hope you're all happy and smiling tonight....congratulations on the job, Spirit....I'm soooooo happy for you. :)
 
A very good afternoon all Spirit and Ladies :rose: :kiss: and ^5 Gents

Spirit congrat on your move to full time..have is great :rose: :kiss:
 
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