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babydoll2u said:
I most certainly am WB... it's been a good day ;)
You're in good spirits as well I see :D
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everyone had better be in good "Spirits" here :p :p lol

ok here's the appletini:
2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Apple Pucker Schnapps
and 7 up

Combine ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.


caramel apple pie martini:
3 ounces skyy spiced vodka
3 ounces dekuyper sour apple pucker schnapps
2 ounces butterscotch schnapps
1 ounce Amaretto
1 teaspoon vanilla (optional)
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon (optional)
2 teaspoons sugar (optional)
1 tablespoon graham cracker crumbs (optional)
apples, slices (optional)

makes 2 servings
 
babydoll2u said:
I most certainly am WB... it's been a good day ;)
You're in good spirits as well I see :D
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Glad to hear that, Peg. *hugs*
You know me....I'm always in good spirits. ;)
 
Good Morning One and All!!

Hugs to everyone....

Just a quick note before I run off to the Zoo.....

Catch up with all of you later....


:cathappy:
 
Hello Spirit and friends!

I'm back from vacation! I had a great time, which will become evident over the next few days and weeks. I hope you're all doing well! :rose: :rose:
 
Here are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest

1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam"!



3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

8. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)..... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
 
spiritshadow67 said:
Here are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest

1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam"!



3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

8. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)..... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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*snickers uncontrollably* http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/mittelgrosse/medium-smiley-016.gif
 
Great greetings one and all. May your time here be filled with bliss. For the gents ^5's for the ladies :kiss: :rose:
 
WyldBreeze said:
:rose: Happy 4th to Spirit and her friends....may you all stay safe and have a great time! :rose:
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Hey g/f.... (((((hugs))))) hope you have a safe and fun one too!!
 
Shreik said:
BIG BUMPS
Have a great one everyone
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dang there hun.... with that BIG BUMP you sent me flying ........

if i was awake before.... i am now :D


Hope you have a great one too ;)
 
spiritshadow67 said:
dang there hun.... with that BIG BUMP you sent me flying ........

if i was awake before.... i am now :D


Hope you have a great one too ;)
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Thank you dear one :rose:
 
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