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HAPPY ST PATTY'S DAY

{{{{{{{{{{Spirit}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} :rose: and :kiss: hope you have a good one sweetie.

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St Pat's Day

spiritshadow67 said:
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!​

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And to you pretty lady..
Some giggles, Henry :rose:

Only the Irish have jokes like these:


Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run
over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is
cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?"
asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says
Paddy. "That little shit, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to
you, he must have had something in his hand.." "That he did," says
Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with
it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you
have something in your hand?"
"That I did," said Paddy... "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of
beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
==============================================
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the
city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the
road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, where have
ya been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink
this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you
know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his
chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd
gone deaf."
====================================================
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan
arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin'
to tell ya". "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But
where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."
There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..." "Oh, God no!"
cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."

"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and
drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go
quickly?"

"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."
=================================================
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service,
and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away
last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary,
did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father." The
priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? " She says, "He said, 'Please Mary,
put down that damn gun...'
===================================================
AND THE BEST FOR LAST A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a
confessional booth, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few
times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sits there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles,
"ain't no use knockin; there's no paper on this side either."
 
spiritshadow67 said:
{{{{{Henry}}}}}}

*hugs* & :kiss:es

have missed see you around ;)
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I have been negligent in making you'all smile, I shall endeavor to correct that deficiency...haha Hope your'e having fun, got to run, will check back tomorrow.
hugs, H :rose:
 
spiritshadow67 said:
*warm caring healing hugs* {{{{{WB}}}}}}}

how are you going hun??
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Up and down.....we were extremely close. I was engaged to his brother before he was killed by a drunk driver. Their parents are a mess right now...I've talked to them almost daily since Brad was called to active duty. They've lost two of their children....no parent should have to go through that. It's just hard for me to believe he's really gone. He was my strength when I lost Dak. I just feel so badly for his family. I find comfort in knowing that he died doing exactly what he wanted to be doing.
 
WyldBreeze said:
Up and down.....we were extremely close. I was engaged to his brother before he was killed by a drunk driver. Their parents are a mess right now...I've talked to them almost daily since Brad was called to active duty. They've lost two of their children....no parent should have to go through that. It's just hard for me to believe he's really gone. He was my strength when I lost Dak. I just feel so badly for his family. I find comfort in knowing that he died doing exactly what he wanted to be doing.
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I understand hun... and it's ok .... {{{hugs}}} and I am so so sorry for your loss.. and his parents.... My heart goes out to them and you... I'm keeping you all in my prayers .. as well as the other soldiers families...

Keep strong and know that there will always be a part of him with you... watching over you all... :rose:

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