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wsdirt said:
That's funny I thought it was me that got the hug! :confused: :heart: :kiss: I wouldn't have missed that dinner for anything sweetie! :kiss:

{{{{{kayte}}}}}
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I am so glad we all managed to get together. :kiss: :kiss: It was so much fun {{{{{{{WS}}}}}}} Guess we both got a good hug out of it. :kiss:
 
For the all you southerners.....

stole it from oman in toniitits thread..ha ha ha ha ha....

HOW TO IRRATED THOSE NORTHERN YANKEES (by a not so Southern Belle..)

Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.

Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.

When giving directions, finish with, "It's right down yonder on the left. Ya can't miss it."

Talk REALLY slowly, and ask them to speak more slowly so you can understand what they're saying.

When they talk nostalgically about the North, tell 'em "Delta's ready when you are!"

Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.

Always order sweet tea and/or grits. When they don't have it, raise a ruckus.

Offer to send 'em a bottle of fresh air.

Insist on being addressed by your first AND middle names. (e.g. Lisa Marie -- John Michael -- Jim Bob...)

Frequently bring up "The War of Northern Aggression" in conversation. If anyone ever says the words "Civil War," always interject that "There was nothing civil about it."

Address all males as "Son" and females as "Little Lady."

Correct their pronunciation of certain words. For example: It's "pee-can."

Put Tabasco on everything.

For New York Yankees: Act as if the whole state of New York is New York City. In other words, if they say "Yo, I'm from upstate New Yoik!" say, "Well, I'll be; my wife has always wanted to see a Broadway show!"

When invited to dinner, offer to bring dessert. Show up with a box of Moon Pies - banana ones.

Name all of your children "Bubba."

Use the word "reckon" in a sentence.

"Mash" buttons. "Cut" off lights. "Carry" the kids to school.

"Fetch" something.

Never simply "do" something. Be "fixin' to do" something.

Tell them you don't have an accent, they do.

Be sure to include "Yes/No, Ma'am/Sir" in all conversations.

Only use landmarks and ramble on when giving directions. "Now go down Jeff Davis Highway and turn left at where the Chevron station used to be. I think they turned it into a Amoco or maybe a BP. Anyway, turn right there."

Ask them if it's still snowing up North. Then tell 'em you went driving around in your convertible this weekend.

Call 'em a Yankee. Works every time.
 
kayte said:
{{{{{{{{{{{{Lunar}}}}}}}}} So great to see you!! :kiss:

Even you will be in short sleeves? :eek:
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Yup...anything near 90 and I get comfy enough for short sleeves ;)
 
sueanninct said:
And now, we're baaaaaaaaack! :D

But you have to admit...The 3 of us are VERY different than the Yanks that invaded years ago.:devil: ;)
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This is true...ya'll are a lot better ;) :kiss:
 
1sexylady said:
For the all you southerners.....

stole it from oman in toniitits thread..ha ha ha ha ha....

HOW TO IRRATED THOSE NORTHERN YANKEES (by a not so Southern Belle..)

Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.

Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.

When giving directions, finish with, "It's right down yonder on the left. Ya can't miss it."

Talk REALLY slowly, and ask them to speak more slowly so you can understand what they're saying.

When they talk nostalgically about the North, tell 'em "Delta's ready when you are!"

Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.

Always order sweet tea and/or grits. When they don't have it, raise a ruckus.

Offer to send 'em a bottle of fresh air.

Insist on being addressed by your first AND middle names. (e.g. Lisa Marie -- John Michael -- Jim Bob...)

Frequently bring up "The War of Northern Aggression" in conversation. If anyone ever says the words "Civil War," always interject that "There was nothing civil about it."

Address all males as "Son" and females as "Little Lady."

Correct their pronunciation of certain words. For example: It's "pee-can."

Put Tabasco on everything.

For New York Yankees: Act as if the whole state of New York is New York City. In other words, if they say "Yo, I'm from upstate New Yoik!" say, "Well, I'll be; my wife has always wanted to see a Broadway show!"

When invited to dinner, offer to bring dessert. Show up with a box of Moon Pies - banana ones.

Name all of your children "Bubba."

Use the word "reckon" in a sentence.

"Mash" buttons. "Cut" off lights. "Carry" the kids to school.

"Fetch" something.

Never simply "do" something. Be "fixin' to do" something.

Tell them you don't have an accent, they do.

Be sure to include "Yes/No, Ma'am/Sir" in all conversations.

Only use landmarks and ramble on when giving directions. "Now go down Jeff Davis Highway and turn left at where the Chevron station used to be. I think they turned it into a Amoco or maybe a BP. Anyway, turn right there."

Ask them if it's still snowing up North. Then tell 'em you went driving around in your convertible this weekend.

Call 'em a Yankee. Works every time.
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*giggles* I do that most everyday ;)
 
Gee...I hope these mudslides won't affect the spreadsheets I'm working on tonight :eek:
 
Woohoo, ya'll!!!!

I'm home from DC!!! We all survived!!!! Now I'm on a natural high and counting down for next weekend!!!!

Chat will ya'll soon!!! :kiss:

~A
 
Hey everyone I've been in Lit hell for two days. OMG tis kept me from posting much at all and I can't post attachments at all for some reason :(
 
kayte said:
Good evening {{{{{{Tonie}}}}}} :kiss: Now how is it you get to hear all the sexy voices first? ;)
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Well ya know how the lit phone is it keeps going and going and going *grins*
 
lunarsubmissive said:
Well, when all the banks moved their corporate offices here, they moved all their corporate people too ;)
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My bank's head office is there........still thinking of a transfer soon.:D :kiss:
 
Re: Wish I could come down there

Spenser41 said:
But I will be out of town on the gulf coast.
So... will there pictures? I would love to see what happens!
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We'll be planning one in the fall maybe you can come to that one.
 
TantaLiza said:
Woohoo, ya'll!!!!

I'm home from DC!!! We all survived!!!! Now I'm on a natural high and counting down for next weekend!!!!

Chat will ya'll soon!!! :kiss:

~A
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So close, yet so far away.......only 4 hours from 1sexy and me.:) :kiss:
 
1sexylady said:
I am good thanks getting excited to meet all of you..:D
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It will be so nice meeting everyone.......and making new friends too.........I am with you {{{{{1sexy}}}}}}:kiss: :) :heart:
 
CharlotteNCguy said:
Wheew....Just remeber the creed - what happens at the Litogeter stays at the Litogether....unless it was funny as hell....I saw that you liked my "greatest hits" from Asheville!
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Then that means we can talk about most of the Sept weekend then Cause it was in general all Funny as hell :D
 
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