Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
The thing is, Leo, is that what you're saying doesn't make sense with science.
An MRE is 1250 calories per package. Two would make 2500 calories. So, even if you were only eating two a day, you would still be intaking the exact caloric intake I suggested for someone with an low-to-middle active lifestyle. And, even if your stomach has shrunk to such a drastic size that you cannot eat enough to sustain your weight in a healthy way, you can purchase MRE's from outlets. I could give you a half-dozen websites, though I use Walmart because they are a bit less expensive, to purchase them.
I use MRE's on occasion when I long-trail hike and I don't feel like bringing my cooking gear.
If you commit to changing your body shape and mass you can do it. The science is infallible. But I can't force you. I only posted to encourage and educate.
1. Do you have any basic tips specifically for women, in terms of eating and weight loss? Again, I realize you're not a doctor, and I know you're a man. But anything else you could add to FM's advice would be greatly appreciated.
2. In lieu of consulting a nutritionist, do you know of a reliable and accurate calculator online that can determine the amount of calories one needs to maintain their current weight? I'm sitting here, playing around with my numbers on a few different sites, and some of the results are dramatically different! Do you know of a particularly good site we can turn to?
3. Can you explain more about how our metabolisms work in general? What is meant by 'basal metabolic rate', and what foods can speed up that rate, in an effort to lose pounds?
4. What's the best way to get an amazing ass? Lunges? Squats (with or without weight)? Planks? All of the above? I want something firm, round, supple, and high, high, high up in the air. I've been working on my posterior for a while and the results haven't been anything amazing.
5. What's the best way to overcome an iron deficiency? I fainted when I was 20, as a result of vertigo and anemia. My hemoglobin level was incredibly low when I had my blood drawn at the hospital. My blood pressure was also so low that they couldn't release me for another hour, and two of the male nurses came over and tried to make me laugh, so it would go up. My youngest brother is the same way - we're prone towards anemia, even if we're eating protein in regular amounts.
So what would you suggest? Double up on iron pills? Start eating as much lean protein as possible? Would protein shakes be a better, more powerful way of going about the whole thing? Some combination of the three? Or is there anything I can cut out of my diet that could help?
4. What's the best way to get an amazing ass? Lunges? Squats (with or without weight)? Planks? All of the above? I want something firm, round, supple, and high, high, high up in the air. I've been working on my posterior for a while and the results haven't been anything amazing.
I'm making real strides- slowly- toward an exercise program with a friend...
Awesome, I need an exercise plan and a friend to keep me on track with said exercise plan.
Yeah, same here. It's frustrating. Everyday I tell myself..okay you're going to do the Jillian Michaels 30 day shred, I'll pull it out and then set it down and say. "Maaaaaaaaaaaybe later."
Hah! At least you get the thing out. I've a belly dancing video that I like... even motivated by that.. it still stays in with the other disks.
=O Lets trade, i'll take the belly dancing and you take Jillian Michaels!
I have 3 more lbs to go then it is all maintenance....
*happy dance all over the thread*
For the girls who have trouble with regular routines:
1. Pilates Classes - I've heard a lot of great things about results and how much fun it is.
2. Yoga - Especially if you lean towards the thoughtful.
3. Water Aerobics - Nevermind the old people. Shit works.
What about hot, rough, hair-pulling, lip-biting, body-shaking sex? How many calories could that burn? Should we run a study to find out? We could start gathering participants tonight.

What about hot, rough, hair-pulling, lip-biting, body-shaking sex? How many calories could that burn? Should we run a study to find out? We could start gathering participants tonight.
ETA: This is a post for people trying to help one another out, not for a bunch of filthy come-ons. Well, not JUST filthy come-ons. Ahem.
It sounds so lame, but I have to say it: Zumba classes have changed some of my friends' lives. The commercials are cheesy. Ignore them. Get yourself to your local gym and try it out. One of my best girlfriends has gone down three sizes from doing Zumba along with lifting some light weights a few times a week. She looks amazing.
And I have to say, I love yoga. I'm really flexible, but it made me do things with my legs I never though possible.
Funny, didn't we plan on getting you thoroughly fucked later?
Oh, really? Huh. Must have slipped my mind.
Though that might explain why I've been feeling like this all afternoon: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=35285503#post35285503