Statement Of Ownership

[Sir_Winston54]

Stop your bitching... would ya?

How about only bitches can bitch? Cuts the population in half at least right?

Sons-of-bitches should be allowed, too, yanno... and I've been accused of deserving that status many, many times.

 

[MisterSir]

Sons-of-bitches should be allowed, too, yanno... and I've been accused of deserving that status many, many times.

Sure, but if we say that both bitches and sons of bitches can bitch, we're back to where we started with everybody bitching. Has it not long been established that all women are bitches? Can one avoid being a son of a bitch if his mother is a bitch? Ah, we're getting nowhere.

 

[missginger2177]

Well thanks, just blow my theory to smithereens why don't ya?

Guess I'll just go sit in the corner til I come up with a better one.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Well thanks, just blow my theory to smithereens why don't ya?

Guess I'll just go sit in the corner til I come up with a better one.

Don't forget to hold the dime against the wall with your nose.

 

[missginger2177]

I always heard penny with the forehead til it sticks.

But I'm out already AND, no new ideas, just got impatient.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I always heard penny with the forehead til it sticks.

I'm a sadist. It's harder (and hurts more) to hold a dime with the tip of your nose... particularly if the dime is to be held in the angle of the corner.

 

[missginger2177]

Well damn. I gotta remember that one so I can avoid it in the future. And thanks for the info.

 

[MisterSir]

It is easier to hold something with the forehead because you can lean on your forehead and take some of the weight off your feet. Try that with your nose and you just get one squashed, painful nose. In short, good suggestion W.

 

[missginger2177]

Who said anything about feet? I was sitting.

 

[myinnerslut]

I'm a sadist. It's harder (and hurts more) to hold a dime with the tip of your nose... particularly if the dime is to be held in the angle of the corner.

i used to do that as a kid, just because i had read about it and was curious

 

[CutieMouse]

[continuing the hijack]

Actually the most difficult way of doing corner time would be the following:

High heels (gender doesn't really matter here)
5 grains of rice in each heel
Thighs/knees bound together
Forearms bound behind the back
Chained nipple clamps (with chain held in mouth)
Penny [dime, button, grain of rice]

One stands in such a manner as to keep the toes in the corner, outside of each shoe pressed against each wall, penny held in place by the nose (clamp chain in the mouth). This forces a slight knee bend, which [combined with bound arms] creates the beginnings of an interesting little "stress position."

Weight frequently shifts to deal with the discomfort of the grains of rice in each shoe, as well as maintain balance while keeping the penny [dime, button, grain of rice] in place. Each shift causes a tug on the chain, which causes pain from the nipple clamps, which causes another shift, which causes a need to readjust for balance, yadayadayada.

Add a comfy chair, coffee, newspaper, cigarette (if applicable) and PYL across the room and stir.

[/continuing the hijack]

 

[missginger2177]

I give up on the corner idea, all y'all win. But would someone please get this dog out of my lap?

 

[MisterSir]

I give up on the corner idea, all y'all win. But would someone please get this dog out of my lap?

Can't help you there. He's a lapdog, his natural place is the lap. If he's not in a lap, he's just a dog and nobody likes not having a purpose, am I right?

 

[missginger2177]

She's an 80 pound retriever mix, and she thinks I'm about to leave. She doesn't even belong on the furniture much less my lap, but I can't convince her of that. Some dog trainer I am.

 

[harrlequin]

[continuing the hijack]

Actually the most difficult way of doing corner time would be the following:

High heels (gender doesn't really matter here)
5 grains of rice in each heel
Thighs/knees bound together
Forearms bound behind the back
Chained nipple clamps (with chain held in mouth)
Penny [dime, button, grain of rice]

One stands in such a manner as to keep the toes in the corner, outside of each shoe pressed against each wall, penny held in place by the nose (clamp chain in the mouth). This forces a slight knee bend, which [combined with bound arms] creates the beginnings of an interesting little "stress position."

Weight frequently shifts to deal with the discomfort of the grains of rice in each shoe, as well as maintain balance while keeping the penny [dime, button, grain of rice] in place. Each shift causes a tug on the chain, which causes pain from the nipple clamps, which causes another shift, which causes a need to readjust for balance, yadayadayada.

Add a comfy chair, coffee, newspaper, cigarette (if applicable) and PYL across the room and stir.

[/continuing the hijack]

OMG.

I am not really one of those subs who enjoy punishments, but this is so diabolically - evil - it tugs something deep inside me.

 

[John Doe]

i james, the personal fuck toy of godizpunishing me, have been ordered to make this post as a statement of ownership by my Mistress, my cock ass and mouth are her's to use at anytime in anyway she wishes, i am truly honoured that she has deemed me worthy of even a moment of her time

i can only hope she allows me to continue to serve as her obedient slave and will continue to serve her in any and all ways she asks

 

[Allure_]

Sons-of-bitches should be allowed, too, yanno... and I've been accused of deserving that status many, many times.

Ok ok, I'll behave from now on. ( That does look good on paper, though the likelihood if it actually coming to fruition is rather slim.)

Carry on.

 

[missginger2177]

Behave??? People actually behave on this site?

 

[DVS]

[continuing the hijack]

Actually the most difficult way of doing corner time would be the following:

High heels (gender doesn't really matter here)
5 grains of rice in each heel
Thighs/knees bound together
Forearms bound behind the back
Chained nipple clamps (with chain held in mouth)
Penny [dime, button, grain of rice]

One stands in such a manner as to keep the toes in the corner, outside of each shoe pressed against each wall, penny held in place by the nose (clamp chain in the mouth). This forces a slight knee bend, which [combined with bound arms] creates the beginnings of an interesting little "stress position."

Weight frequently shifts to deal with the discomfort of the grains of rice in each shoe, as well as maintain balance while keeping the penny [dime, button, grain of rice] in place. Each shift causes a tug on the chain, which causes pain from the nipple clamps, which causes another shift, which causes a need to readjust for balance, yadayadayada.

Add a comfy chair, coffee, newspaper, cigarette (if applicable) and PYL across the room and stir.

[/continuing the hijack]

Do you have pictures? I think I'm in love all over again.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

[continuing the hijack]

Actually the most difficult way of doing corner time would be the following:

High heels (gender doesn't really matter here)
5 grains of rice in each heel
Thighs/knees bound together
Forearms bound behind the back
Chained nipple clamps (with chain held in mouth)
Penny [dime, button, grain of rice]

One stands in such a manner as to keep the toes in the corner, outside of each shoe pressed against each wall, penny held in place by the nose (clamp chain in the mouth). This forces a slight knee bend, which [combined with bound arms] creates the beginnings of an interesting little "stress position."

Weight frequently shifts to deal with the discomfort of the grains of rice in each shoe, as well as maintain balance while keeping the penny [dime, button, grain of rice] in place. Each shift causes a tug on the chain, which causes pain from the nipple clamps, which causes another shift, which causes a need to readjust for balance, yadayadayada.

Add a comfy chair, coffee, newspaper, cigarette (if applicable) and PYL across the room and stir.

[/continuing the hijack]

Do you have pictures? I think I'm in love all over again.

That's hawt.

Are you

• describing corner time that you've served?
• relaying a corner time description that was "given" to you?
• relaying a corner time description you conceived? or
• just teasing us all?

Enquiring minds want to know!

 

[shy slave]

How about only bitches can bitch? Cuts the population in half at least right?

Umm

I know some pretty bitchy male queens, they have fabulous humour; but cut you dead with one word.

Yes, bitchy, so that makes more than half the population, doesn't it?

Or have I missed something.

 

[CutieMouse]

OMG.

I am not really one of those subs who enjoy punishments, but this is so diabolically - evil - it tugs something deep inside me.

Gotta love sadists...

Do you have pictures? I think I'm in love all over again.

Nope.

That's hawt.

Are you

• describing corner time that you've served?
• relaying a corner time description that was "given" to you?
• relaying a corner time description you conceived? or
• just teasing us all?

Enquiring minds want to know!

[serious face]

I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

[/serious face]

 

[nh23]

I don't give a fuck about anybody's cat problems, random diary entries, talking cock roleplay, or the drama queen's pregnancy.

I mean that literally. I don't care. I'm not excited about the presence of those threads, but they don't bother me either.

Why people object to cafe threads like this, I can't fathom. You don't know the OP - so what? How hard is to find threads packed with posts by your buddies?

*snorts*

 

[intothewoods]

I don't give a fuck about anybody's cat problems, random diary entries, talking cock roleplay, or the drama queen's pregnancy.

I mean that literally. I don't care. I'm not excited about the presence of those threads, but they don't bother me either.

Why people object to cafe threads like this, I can't fathom. You don't know the OP - so what? How hard is to find threads packed with posts by your buddies?

I think you might give one fuck. Literally.