Stuff that shouldn't turn you on

[Homburg]

Your kidding, right?
I know, you're not supposed to be judgemental and all that shit, but If I witnessed anything even close to either of these vids, I'd break the cowardly piece of shit in half.
After I crush his pathetic excuse for a head.

Not to interrupt your Internet Tough Guy moment, but the thread's title is "Stuff that shouldn't turn you on." Kinda sorta implies that the OP maybe knows the vid is a wee bit wrong.

You can go back to your regularly scheduled "I am crushing your head!" fantasies now.

 

[MisterSir]

Your kidding, right?
I know, you're not supposed to be judgemental and all that shit, but If I witnessed anything even close to either of these vids, I'd break the cowardly piece of shit in half.
After I crush his pathetic excuse for a head.

Not to interrupt your Internet Tough Guy moment

Not joking, Homburg literally said what I was thinking before I got the chance to. +1

 

[Homburg]

Not joking, Homburg literally said what I was thinking before I got the chance to. +1

I was in a wee bit of a snark there, I gather.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Your kidding, right?
I know, you're not supposed to be judgemental and all that shit, but If I witnessed anything even close to either of these vids, I'd break the cowardly piece of shit in half.
After I crush his pathetic excuse for a head.

I agree! Perps should be beaten about the head and shoulders with an engorged purple cock.

 

[ZRT]

Guys, I'm terribly sorry for introducing intergender violence into our pristine BDSM forum.

I take full responsibility for my shameful actions, and will submit myself for a thorough beating by an engorged purple cock.




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Get the fuck back and put that thing away, Shankara. That was a fucking joke.

 

[the_pet]

......latex gloves, the tight ones like medical people wear (the blue thick ones are my favorite)


pet

 

[Netzach]

See, I like the_pet's response. It's closer to the truth.

Shit, in a forum filled with people inherently drawn to "ooo it's violent and wrong" I think "I'm attracted to furry mascot wearing mofos" or "my kitchen counter" or "rubber gloves" is more "shouldn't be but am."

According to everyone's professed interests, what's being 'fessed up to here should pretty much turn you on, even if you don't actually like the context and think it's how you want your world.

 

[ownedsubgal]

See, I like the_pet's response. It's closer to the truth.

Shit, in a forum filled with people inherently drawn to "ooo it's violent and wrong" I think "I'm attracted to furry mascot wearing mofos" or "my kitchen counter" or "rubber gloves" is more "shouldn't be but am."

According to everyone's professed interests, what's being 'fessed up to here should pretty much turn you on, even if you don't actually like the context and think it's how you want your world.

good point.

 

[eastern sun]

See, I like the_pet's response. It's closer to the truth.

Shit, in a forum filled with people inherently drawn to "ooo it's violent and wrong" I think "I'm attracted to furry mascot wearing mofos" or "my kitchen counter" or "rubber gloves" is more "shouldn't be but am."

According to everyone's professed interests, what's being 'fessed up to here should pretty much turn you on, even if you don't actually like the context and think it's how you want your world.

Along those lines . . . I used to get turned on by a number of my children's baby toys. The rounded phallic shapes with various knobs and textures sent me reeling (and I did try them too, once my kids were done with them).

But I didn't get the "shouldn't be turned on by this" vibe, in the way that I get it when I read about another woman's death or torture and then find myself masturbating. I feel really, really bad that another person's real and tragic horror has fed my "twisted" fantasies.

 

[ZRT]

See, I like the_pet's response. It's closer to the truth.

Shit, in a forum filled with people inherently drawn to "ooo it's violent and wrong" I think "I'm attracted to furry mascot wearing mofos" or "my kitchen counter" or "rubber gloves" is more "shouldn't be but am."

According to everyone's professed interests, what's being 'fessed up to here should pretty much turn you on, even if you don't actually like the context and think it's how you want your world.

I think Eastern Sun's answer really covered it for me, but furthermore I don't really have any 'shouldn't but am' type of things like the rubber gloves. Never felt the urge to cut a hole in a watermelon and microwave it, anything like that.

I don't mind discussing off-the-wall turn-ons in this thread, it's a free forum and all. But what I was basically driving at was what I said in the OP, like when you hear about somebody dying in a stupid, grisly fashion and are amused by it, even though you know that it was miserable for them and that they left a family behind. Something that is a tragedy to those concerned, but you can safely react to in detachment because the people involved weren't part of your personal monkeysphere.

 

[Netzach]

I think Eastern Sun's answer really covered it for me, but furthermore I don't really have any 'shouldn't but am' type of things like the rubber gloves. Never felt the urge to cut a hole in a watermelon and microwave it, anything like that.

I don't mind discussing off-the-wall turn-ons in this thread, it's a free forum and all. But what I was basically driving at was what I said in the OP, like when you hear about somebody dying in a stupid, grisly fashion and are amused by it, even though you know that it was miserable for them and that they left a family behind. Something that is a tragedy to those concerned, but you can safely react to in detachment because the people involved weren't part of your personal monkeysphere.

Fair enough, sorry for the deviation.

I think this is the whole point of fiction, frankly. The things we enjoy are downright sociopathic at times. Think about most good fictional narrative - happiness and mundanity are not plot movers.

 

[ZRT]

Fair enough, sorry for the deviation.

Lady, you could deviate to the moon and I'll read it, 'cause it'll be interesting.

Besides, can't complain about deviation here, can we?

Seriously, it's an open thread and y'alls posts were perfectly fine.

I think this is the whole point of fiction, frankly. The things we enjoy are downright sociopathic at times. Think about most good fictional narrative - happiness and mundanity are not plot movers.

Very true. Much like they say about the cinematic appeal of sweat- not fun to be soaked in the stuff in real life, but it's picturesque as hell.

But honestly, the human brain essentially serves for most people to treat events beyond their personal sphere as akin to fiction to some extent. Which is why we can laugh off serious tragedies, or be stimulated by criminal behavior.

 

[MisterSir]

Has the thread been derailed into esoteric fetishes then? Good, because over the past couple of weeks I've found myself becoming more and more enamoured with a certain female Canadian pro wrestler who's made her name fighting in what are...not entirely inaccurately referred to as "deathmatches". I'm not normally into blood and violence of that level, but something about it gets me in that context.

For that matter, this probably fits into how the thread was originally intended. It shouldn't turn me on, but it so, so does.

 

[ownedsubgal]

Very true. Much like they say about the cinematic appeal of sweat- not fun to be soaked in the stuff in real life, but it's picturesque as hell.

But honestly, the human brain essentially serves for most people to treat events beyond their personal sphere as akin to fiction to some extent. Which is why we can laugh off serious tragedies, or be stimulated by criminal behavior.

actually ZRT, it is not my own personal distance from tragedies like abduction, gang rape, murder, etc. that allows these things to all push my arousal buttons. the reality is i've been raped (more times than it'd be worth counting), i've been gang raped, and from age 5 to 12 was sexually abused and psychologically tortured by a male relative. so when i read many of these horror stories or listen to someone's account on some tv show, it is not difficult for me to imagine just how they must have felt while being abused and what they must still feel now. that is yet another reason why i feel such intense shame and guilt over being aroused by these things...because in many ways i have been there.

 

[ZRT]

actually ZRT, it is not my own personal distance from tragedies like abduction, gang rape, murder, etc. that allows these things to all push my arousal buttons. the reality is i've been raped (more times than it'd be worth counting), i've been gang raped, and from age 5 to 12 was sexually abused and psychologically tortured by a male relative. so when i read many of these horror stories or listen to someone's account on some tv show, it is not difficult for me to imagine just how they must have felt while being abused and what they must still feel now. that is yet another reason why i feel such intense shame and guilt over being aroused by these things...because in many ways i have been there.

Bear in mind that this isn't in any way disrespectful or dismissive of your personal experience. Rape is a horrible thing, and while it's not something I've experienced, it is something I've been around for the aftermath of, and it's a pretty powerless and miserable place to be because there's nothing one can do for the pain of somebody they care about in that circumstance. In the same vein, I have experienced violence, I have gotten my ass kicked, and there wasn't anything enjoyable about those particular experiences.

But the distance does change it for me, and in my case that does move it into some section of my brain which says 'Okay, now you can get a boner over this', whether or not my conscious mind says it's acceptable.

So it's a different thing for the two of us.

 

[HoHoBomb]

tube socks
and cheesy 70's music