Suburb hiding prostitution in plain sight

[Brandnewbuddy]

Thought of a lemonade stand that is secretly an escort planning with clients in the opening but then I figured, why not have it so a particular suburb community or culdesac has homeowners who are engaging in prostitution behind codewords and seemingly innocent actions.

For example: original idea. Woman is put under house arrest but still needs to make house payments. She tries to get a job (as ankle monitors can be programmed for that) but she has no luck.

So she starts a lemonade stand where she has normal lemonade but if you know the right words and hit up her cashapp, she’ll take you inside for a ride.

I was thinking something like: “oh I just need enough lemonade to last me my break.”

“Well, I don’t have that much lemonade here. And 15 minutes is a lot of trouble for you to come inside. If you don’t mind letting me run my mouth, we can go on break right here.”

And then she has him sit at the stand while she blows him under the table

 

[dirk2024]

She needs a menu. One that would be known to the neighborhood. So instead of asking for an Arnold Palmer...



"I'd like a Tiger Woods" - for that she gets taken inside, bent over the couch and railed.

"I'd like a Scarlett Johansen" - for the ladies of the neighborhood, when they want to be taken inside and eaten.

"I'd like a Bill Clinton" - for the fella's who simply want a blow job.

"I'd like a Shakira" - for the ladies who want to trib the afternoon away.

etc...etc...etc...

 

[liliput1]

The biggest hiding in plain sight would be massage therapy but that's so overdone.

My brain is doing that thing where I feel there is a brilliant answer coming and then nothing.

Maybe an MLM but she found a way to make it actually profitable. Skincare perhaps? There's a lot of skin involved in feeling good...

 

[NuclearFairy]

Maybe a professional redecorator or party planner. If you pay her enough, she'll even do her on paper job.

 

[Britva415]

Reminds me of a real-life Kentucky Fried Chicken where a couple of takeout window servers got busted for selling weed.

The magic words was “extra biscuits.” They got busted when someone really just wanted extra biscuits, and called the cops when they got shaken down for the price of a quarter ounce.

 

[DanDraper]

I like the house arrest idea, but the lemonade stand may be a little much. Maybe she could sell things online like facebook marketplace, this way she vet the men who could be her clients through their online profiles.

 

[Reshbod]

I agree the lemonade stand is a bit out there. Perhaps madame or sole proprietor is an artist or knitter or such who makes things for her clients. They come in and perhaps want a knitted cap for winter to a full witches costume for Halloween. Of course, each product is code for an act, and they leave carrying the item so no one suspects anything nefarious.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Set this back in the 90s and make her a traveling salesperson for Snap On tools or something. With the big van? Now on house arrest she's contracting her customers offering discounts if they come to her and shop in her driveway.

 

[usable001]

Thought of a lemonade stand that is secretly an escort planning with clients in the opening but then I figured, why not have it so a particular suburb community or culdesac has homeowners who are engaging in prostitution behind codewords and seemingly innocent actions.

A person buys a furnished house in a cul-de-sac where everyone else is constantly dressed like they are getting ready to go to a club: short shorts, bare midriffs, bodycon dresses, etc. All of the houses have a side door next to the driveway with a light above it (but the new house is missing a bulb). In the evening, people drive into the cul-de-sac, then turn around and leave without stopping... except when one of the houses has its sidelight on. When the sidelight is on, visitors pull into the driveway and enter through the side door without knocking, at which point the house turns off its sidelight until they leave.

At this point, the newcomer replaces the missing bulb...

 

[Rob_Royale]

A person buys a furnished house in a cul-de-sac where everyone else is constantly dressed like they are getting ready to go to a club: short shorts, bare midriffs, bodycon dresses, etc. All of the houses have a side door next to the driveway with a light above it (but the new house is missing a bulb). In the evening, people drive into the cul-de-sac, then turn around and leave without stopping... except when one of the houses has its sidelight on. When the sidelight is on, visitors pull into the driveway and enter through the side door without knocking, at which point the house turns off its sidelight until they leave.

At this point, the newcomer replaces the missing bulb...

I like that.

 

[PhoenixLord]

Thought of a lemonade stand that is secretly an escort planning with clients in the opening but then I figured, why not have it so a particular suburb community or culdesac has homeowners who are engaging in prostitution behind codewords and seemingly innocent actions.

For example: original idea. Woman is put under house arrest but still needs to make house payments. She tries to get a job (as ankle monitors can be programmed for that) but she has no luck.

So she starts a lemonade stand where she has normal lemonade but if you know the right words and hit up her cashapp, she’ll take you inside for a ride.

I was thinking something like: “oh I just need enough lemonade to last me my break.”

“Well, I don’t have that much lemonade here. And 15 minutes is a lot of trouble for you to come inside. If you don’t mind letting me run my mouth, we can go on break right here.”

And then she has him sit at the stand while she blows him under the table

Make it a Nuru Massage parlour with a Calculator Disguise app. They work like a real calculator until you enter a math PIN and unlock the vault of text messages and contacts. They could use the app as if they're actually selling lemonade, with specialty drinks as code words for acts.

Hard Cider = Happy Ending
Raspberry Iced Tea = 69 with THC oil
Mango Quencher = Bukkake
Ice Cream Cone = Creampie
Flavoured Popcicles = Blowjobs (Orange), Rimjobs (RootBeer), pussy eating (Strawberry), etc