Sugar Daddy/Mama Wanted.

[Kitte]

Ok since my job search has been sooooooooooo successfull I am now extending my search for a sugar daddy/mama.

Im cute and sweet and funny(sometimes) You can dress me up and show me off.

And included in the package is one 6'4 boyfriend. but Im sure we can work around him

 

[red_rose]

What happened to the job you were hired for, hon?

 

[RawHumor]

You can dress me up and show me off.

Okay, and what would you like in return?

 

[Shaq]

And she is prefectly comfortable with courting individuals for a nominal fee...

 

[Kitte]

RR see thread entitled only I could....

RH: No bills. and a few bucks to play with.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Ok since my job search has been sooooooooooo successfull I am now extending my search for a sugar daddy/mama.

Im cute and sweet and funny(sometimes) You can dress me up and show me off.

And included in the package is one 6'4 boyfriend. but Im sure we can work around him

Babygirl, pick me!

Y'know? We could earn a killing making lesbo porn together...

Maybe this could be the beginning of something .... ?

(love you, gorgeous)

 

[red_rose]

Sorry - stupid question...I just saw your other thread.



I'm sorry, Kitte.

My recruiter did something similar to me a couple of weeks back... only I wasn't sent to the job site first.

*hugs*

 

[Shaq]

What happened to the job you were hired for, hon?

Owies..an open wound...she made a thread about it...

 

[RawHumor]

RH: No bills. and a few bucks to play with.

Hmmmm... do I get to use your body for all of my perverted desires?

 

[Kitte]

Hmmmm... do I get to use your body for all of my perverted desires?

You Perverted???? Never! lol

Terms and conditions can be negotiated.

 

[RawHumor]

Maybe you, me, and Vix can get together and have a little fun.

Bring your toy box.

 

[Kitte]

Maybe you, me, and Vix can get together and have a little fun.

Bring your toy box.

TOYS TOYS TOYS!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[pipercatt]

Ok since my job search has been sooooooooooo successfull I am now extending my search for a sugar daddy/mama.

And included in the package is one 6'4 boyfriend. but Im sure we can work around him

Shit, if Ez is in the deal, I'd better get cracking on making my first million...

 

[RawHumor]

TOYS TOYS TOYS!!!!!!!!!!

Good girl!

 

[Kitte]

Re: Re: Sugar Daddy/Mama Wanted.

Shit, if Ez is in the deal, I'd better get cracking on making my first million...

Get going girly!!! this could be fun!

 

[pipercatt]

Re: Re: Re: Sugar Daddy/Mama Wanted.

Get going girly!!! this could be fun!

It might take awhile, but I seem to have Rose and Raina interested in custom made clay penii...so who knows?

 

[Kitte]

Re: Re: Sugar Daddy/Mama Wanted.

Babygirl, pick me!

Y'know? We could earn a killing making lesbo porn together...

Maybe this could be the beginning of something .... ?

(love you, gorgeous)

We would make a damn FORTUNE!!! I bet Raw would buy our whole collection!

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: Sugar Daddy/Mama Wanted.

We would make a damn FORTUNE!!! I bet Raw would buy our whole collection!

I'd be the director, right Vix?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Sugar Daddy/Mama Wanted.

I'd be the director, right Vix?

of course, Raw... You know I'd listen to what you wanted....

 

[CarolineOh]

OK, honey, let me fill you in on Caroline's Guaranteed Plan To Financial Independence.

1. Find a closeted gay man from a wealthy family.
2. Marry him.
3. Catch him in bed with another man. Bonus points if he is taking it up the ass at the time. Extra bonus points if the man fucking him is a member of a minority group.
4. File for divorce.
5.Have your lawyer explain to him that the more generous the settlement he offers, the less likely Mumsy and Poppa will find out the exact reasons for the divorce.
6. Dump your money on the bed and roll around in it like a bank robber's girlfriend in some old B-movie.

I'm telling you, this plan works!

 

[RawHumor]

OK, honey, let me fill you in on Caroline's Guaranteed Plan To Financial Independence.

<snip>
6. Dump your money on the bed and roll around in it like a bank robber's girlfriend in some old B-movie.

I'm telling you, this plan works!

You loved that Demi Moore movie, didn't you?

 

[CarolineOh]

You loved that Demi Moore movie, didn't you?

I'm not sure which movie you mean, but you know what honey, if you were still single, and gay, and rich, I'd marry you.

 

[RawHumor]

I'm not sure which movie you mean, but you know what honey, if you were still single, and gay, and rich, I'd marry you.

I'm referring to Indecent Proposal.

And if I were single, gay, and rich, I'd only want you for your bf.

 

[Kitte]

OK, honey, let me fill you in on Caroline's Guaranteed Plan To Financial Independence.

1. Find a closeted gay man from a wealthy family.
2. Marry him.
3. Catch him in bed with another man. Bonus points if he is taking it up the ass at the time. Extra bonus points if the man fucking him is a member of a minority group.
4. File for divorce.
5.Have your lawyer explain to him that the more generous the settlement he offers, the less likely Mumsy and Poppa will find out the exact reasons for the divorce.
6. Dump your money on the bed and roll around in it like a bank robber's girlfriend in some old B-movie.

I'm telling you, this plan works!

Ok how do I find a closeted gay man... and since this was your plan will you roll around in the money with me?