Super Sex League

[Phoenix]

X in "Saving the Last lapDance"

OCC: HAHAHA SEMEN- Not bad Cisco

As she blew me that kiss I gave her my most seductive grin in appreciation. I was just about to telepathically flash her a particularly naughty thought when the SEMEN's reported the actions of the villian dejour.

Dear God not Bazooms I have a coupon for a lap dance and VIP champagne room treatment there there. I along with my teamate rushed to our vehicles of choice and in haste made or way to battle the fiend who could cost me a lap dance and VIP coupon.

On the way there I had two thoughts. 1) He must be evil to make me waste this coupon and 2) we need new vehicles, I mean I know we are the Sex Squad and all but Jesus we are driving around in a giant pussy. Vanessa Del Rio would be so jealous right now lol

 

[MrSand]

The Reverend

"Reverend!" said Mrs. Whitehouse. "Mrs. Silverstreak reports that the Super Sex League is on their way here."

"Excellent!" said the Reverend, slamming the copy of the good book shut. He had been reciting a sermon in front of his hostages, which were composed of the strippers and managers of the strip club. They had been a most "captive" audience.

"Shall we kill these defilers of decency?" asked Mrs. Greenstorm, aiming her rocket launcher at the frightened prisoners.

"No. The purpose of a hostage is to keep them alive," The Reverend reached into his pocket and pulled out a transmitter. He began speaking into it. "They're on their way!"

"Good," said a voice from the receiver. "Let them come..."

"Will you be ready?"

"Of course," the voice crackled a bit as the transmission broke for a second. "We will be ready for them..."

 

[mfucker]

OOC: this thread really cracks me up....good job guys

The Lips:

I had managed to intercept their transmissions (I wasn't only good with my lips), but only just in time to catch the last part of the message.

"We will be ready for them...." even amidst the cackle of the unclear transmission, the voice did sound eeriely familar.

Then....

 

[mfucker]

*bump*

 

[Phoenix]

OOH I love it when an mfucker goes bump in the night lol

 

[MrSand]

The Reverend

Suddenly, a missle shot out from a nearby alleyway and crashed into the insanely explicit vehicles. A massive explosion errupted, bathing the street in fire.

"Allelluja!" praised Mrs. Greenhill as she stepped out of the alley. Her bazooka attatchment melded back into her arm and her sensors checked the area for survivors. "Let the fires of His holy wrath smite all non believers!"

 

[The_high_king]

Erector

We arrived at the scene. I could tell we were a bit too late. We all stood in front of the Reverend, the leader said, "alright Reverend, your spread-the-word days are now over. Don't make us take you down the hard way". I held my staff, ready for battle.

 

[Phoenix]

X in "Focused"

As we climbed of the charred remained of the Err Orgasmobile and through the fire the lady with the bazzoka arm looked surprise for a moment before she realized that I shielded the team in explosion. While our vehicles are trashed I managed to use my telekenetic sheilding to make sure everyone survived the explosion and the flames.

Once we were past the fire I realized the shielding on the other and began to focus my powers. THe more I focused the brighter my body glowed. I was powering myself up. Increasing my telekenetic abilities, I began to almost bathe in the energy my body was releasing. As a result the area around us was effected as the street lights exploded in surges of enegy. I stood in front of the Reverend and with my eyes glowing with red telekenetic energy I say"Let's get started."

 

[MrSand]

The Reverend

"Defilers of decency," said the Reverend, his holy self-righteousness shining like a beacon in the dark sea. "My flock shall roast you in divine flame. Mrs Whitehouse!!!"

The Churchlady bots suddenly stepped out from the shadows, their flamethrower attatchments lit and ready.

"Amen!" shouted the bots before they let loose with their weapons.

 

[mfucker]

OOC: still around by any chance?

 

[Phoenix]

I'd come back if more women joined. After all there is only so much mfucker to go around lol

 

[CiscoAncon]

CiscoAncon

Ditto

 

[The_high_king]

I agree

ooc: I think this thread is dead. At least it was fun while it lasted, and it did manage to struggle to survive.

 

[mfucker]

OOC: hey...there's plenty of me to go around...wanna see? but yea....i guess....nice playing anyway...

 

[Phoenix]

Plenty to go around huh. I wonder how can I exploit errr I mean interpert that situation. Hey Mfucker how many threads we gonna be in before we get together lol

 

[mfucker]

lol....i was wondering too....