Superhero leauge

OOC: KICK ASS, I am in trouble now. I wonder which scantily clad super hero is going to save me now. Oh help, help help. lol
 
Creeper, Your Time has Cum

A Pair of steely eyes watches as Creeper humps Nature's leg, panting away. "How is this possible?" BeaverLock asks. "No man has ever been able to resist me before. This Creeper is either far smarter or far gayer than I thought." BeaverLock looks at the Stunning creature underneath. This woman, could she be more irresistible than the man slaying villainess? She seemed to be responding to Creeper's rapid movements. Suddenly, she throws Creeper off of her and after a short conversation, storms off into the woods. BeaverLock was about to make her move, when suddenly a gorgeous hunk of man dressed in a park ranger uniform emerges and begins chasing away the yellow virgin. BeaverLock has never seen such an incredible man, and she made up her mind immediately.

"Hey, Baby, how bout you fuck me up the ass?" The park ranger is obviously stunned. BeaverLock grabs him and kisses him passionately.
"No, wait, mmph, I'm not really, mmmph, mmmm." The park ranger surrender's to BeaverLock's kiss and returns it. The passion between them begins to overheat Nature's morphing abilities, and she reverts from the ranger into her original, curvaceous form.
BeaverLock opens her eyes. The handsome ranger is gone, and in his place is the beautiful woman. Beaverlock shrugs and sticks her toungue deep into Nature's throat and caresses her naked breasts, and Nature returns the affection, her meeting forgotten.

Creeper's eyes are bulging out of his head, and he lets out an ear splitting scream. He quickly reaches down to his utility belt and presses a large red button. Instantly, an inflatable bed pops out of the belt, followed by a bottle of champagne, three glasses, and a Record player, which immidiately starts playing "Sometimes When we Touch". BeaverLock pushes Nature back on the mattress, then turns her body, positioning her cunt over Nature's mouth and vice versa. BeaverLock sticks out her tongue and brushes it along Nature's clit, sending waves through her body. She responds by burying her face in Beaver's beaver. The two are fucking each other so wildly that they have forgotten Creeper, who has shed his clothes and is humming along with the music, his cock perched at BeaverLock's back door. "Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much" He sings, and then drive his rod completely into BeaverLock's asshole. The sudden intrusion gives BeaverLock a jolt of pure pleasure, and she doubles the enthusiasm of her tongue's movements, driving it deeper and deeper into Nature's pussy, sucking her sweet nectar out. Nature can see Creeper's shaft pumping Beaver's ass, and she moves her mouth to alternate nibbling Beaver's clit and licking Creeper's balls and cock. This added sensation, along with the incredible tightness of Beaver's hole, was quickly sending Creeper to orgasm. He leaned foreward, thrusting even deeper, so deep that his head hit Beaver's G-spot. Beaver screams and cums, her pussy spasming, her asshole tightening around Creeper's cock. This is the last straw for the yellow loser, and he screams into the night as he spews shot after shot deep into Beaver's body. The feeling of his cum flowing through her sends Beaver on another orgasm, and she throws herself into Nature's muff. The sensations from Beaver's actions drive her over the edge, and her juice flows out over Beaver's face. Creeper pulls out, a look of ecstasy on his face. "I'm A MAN!" he screams to the world. "I'm not a child anymore, I'm a MAN!" He leans toward's the thoroughly exhausted BeaverLock. "Thanks, baby, you were great." BeaverLock ignores him, turns to Nature and begins licking her own cum off her face and breasts. Nature returns the favor, but suddenly stops. "What time is it?" she asks, panicking. "Fuck. I missed the meeting. How will I find and kidnap Musicmaid now?"
BeaverLock grins and points to the record player, now playing "Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me". "No sweat. We just keep playing this shit, and Musicmaid will have to come and stop it. She's sworn to protect the world from bad music. And I've got An idea for what to do while we're waiting . . ." She grins again, and Nature swiftly morphs back into the ranger, now with a swollen cock. BeaverLock opens her legs . . .
 
OOPS

Disregard the last post, while I was writing a conflicting post was put up. Sorry. :)
 
OOC: Zoltrix, You could edit the post into one that fits the current continuity like poohlive did when his post contadicted mine.
 
Hmm new meat

OCC: my friend saw I was having so much fun as Nature that he decide to play along as this new guy. So if you see my name and there is a male point of view it was him is his typical chauvinististic point of view. Reminder if our characters have sex it doesn't exactly mean he is gonna get in my pants hhahaha take that J (sorry private joke)

D-Cyde
Real Name: Malik Sayed

Powers: high level telepath and Telekenetic. Enhance normal abilities (10X normal strength, 10X normal agility, 10X normal senses), and the ability to enhance the abilities of others.

History: Close friend of Nature/sometime partner. Much is unknown about his past and background.

Appearance: He is young black man with a bald head, black eyes with red pupils and a small slight goatee. In battle he wears baggy leather pants, and sleeveless FAM T-Shirt. He also wears black fingerless gloves, long gold necklace with a gold and diamond question mark pendant. and sometime a black leather jacket or mid sized black coat .














[Edited by Phoenix on 08-24-2000 at 03:26 AM]
 
OOC: that was a little bit embarrassing, but thanks for putting the old man in there Renegade, he is going to be around for a while. lol.
Don't worry zoltrix, I have to change posts all the time because people post before me, I just have a lot to say, i guess.
Anyway back to the story, I need help, ::throws down his handkerchief:: oh help, evil villan has me, I need help, ::faints:: help me help me, I do feel like I have the vapors ::uses a fan:: oh dear me, help help, what ever shall I do, I fear for my life, help help.
I can't actually show the sarcasm in there, but I hope it came across, happy super heroing everyone
 
Renegade

OOC: To the newer people who may feel that we might be neglecting you: Dont give up! There so many new people entering the story line at once that sometimes we might miss your character or something.


IC: After Istara and I had tied Superbman up inside of her lair I left to try and find others to capture. As I searched the area I came across Dr. Impotence.

"Where have you been?" I ask as he turns around in shock and replies "Oh it's just you. I'm still looking for my assistant Beaverlock." Patience wasnt something I had much of "Well where is he?" Dr. Impotence corrected me "Actualy Beaverlock is a she not a he." I rolled my eyes "Oh well excuse the shit out of me! Well where is she at then?" Dr. Impotence pointed in the direction "She's in there with Creeper."

I yelled "WELL IF SHE'S OVER THERE THEN WHY DONT YOU JUST GO GET HER SO WE CAN GET BACK TO THE LAIR AND PLAN OUR NEXT MOVE?!?" Dr. Impotnece answered "She told me to stay here and not move and I dont want to piss her off anymore then she is. Red Heads can be real bitchy when they dont get what they want."

My jaw drops open as I look at him in disbelief "Are you fucking kidding me? You mean we have waisted all of this time because you dont want your partner to get mad at you? Fuck this man I'LL go in there to get her!"

I started to leave when Dr. Impotence grabed my arm "Trust me man you dont want to get on her bad side! You better just wait here with me." I pulled my arm from him and said "Oh please! What's the worst that could happen?" as I jumped from the building and entered the other building where Beaverlock was inside. Dr. Impotence watched me go as he muttered to himself "This should be interesting."

I searched the place for Beaverlock all over. Just then I saw a real beauty. A female dressed in a skintight uniform. She had long red locks that spread over her back. As she turned to me I looked into her green eyes and her freckled face as she told me "Who the FUCK are you?!" I tried to keep from checking her out as I answered in a calm and cool voice "The names Renegade. I used to be a hero but now I work with your body Dr. Impotence."

She looked at me "Your the one who killed Mr. Impotence huh? I dont know if I should kiss you or blow you." I smiled and said "How about the second one?" Beaverlock then inturrupted "Wait a minute did Dr. Impotence send you in here? I told that jerk to not bother me when I'm working! I gotta get that Creeper fool!"

Just as she turned to leave I jumped in front of her "Now you could do that but..." before I could finish she kicked me hard in the side. I fell to the side in pain as she warned me "Stay out of my way Renegade! I have things to do!" She started to walk away when I grabed her feet and triped her.

"Ow!" was the only thing Beaverlock said as she fell on her front then rolled over onto her back as she looked up at me and said "I'm warning you Renegade, stay out of my way!" I looked down at her "Not until you hear what I have to say babe." She looked up with fire in her eyes "BABE!?!" she quickly kicked up her foot into my stomach.

As I doubled over in pain she yelled at me "Nobody calls me babe!" as she kicked me hard in the ribs and started to leave again. I pulled myself up and said to her "One more round babe. I win you come with me. You win you can do whatever you want." She turned to me and yelled "I said nobody calls me babe!" she ran at me with great speed and threw a flying kick at me.

I dodged the kick and grabed her by the torso and held her down on the floor as I got ontop of her and said "Looks like I win huh? You have alot of potential Beaverlock and I'd hate to see you waste it as a small time crook. What do ya say huh? We have a place to stay and full medical benifits."

I looked down into her green eyes as she smiled and answered "Ok renegade, let's go." I get off of her and help her up. Then she quickly punches me in the gut! As I bend over trying to catch my breath she leans in and whispers in my ear "But remember to not call me 'babe' ok?" as she grabs my face and gives me a quick kiss on the lips before she begins to walk outside.

I watch her tight ass bounce as she walks away and think to myself "I think I just found something else I like about this supervillian thing." as I follow Beaverlock outside to meet up with Dr. Impotence.
 
OOC: Phoenix, to help keep people from getting your character and your friends confused with each other just type down your characters name in the topic bar when it's you and have your friend type in his characters name in the topic board when it's him. This helps make it clearer who's who at the time.
 
IC as Wind Song: Damn & Double Damn, who is this woman that she is able to control the shadows. As I come out of my hiding place, she asks if she can help me. I look into her eyes, is she a friend or one of the allies of Dr. Impotence?Her eyes meet mine & I tell her who I am & that I am looking for the other members of the Justice League. She seems to believe me & introduces herself as Jean Grey, know as the Dark Shadowess. I offer my assistance with whatever it is she seeks in this old castle, if she will assist me in finding the other members of the Justice League. She agrees, but I sense that she does not totally trust me.The feeeling is mutual as, together, we carefully walk down the corriders, brushing the cobwebs out of our way. I wonder to myself, who is she, what is she looking for & why am I offering my help?
 
Lady Elisabeth Darrows seduces Wraith

The room to which Lady Darrows... Elisabeth... led him was, frankly, opulent. A large, four-postered bed dominated the bedroom, and a mirror was fixed above it on the ceiling. She reached out a hand to the left of the door, and flicked a switch, with which the room became softly illuminated by candle-like lamps that were around the rooms edge. The thought occured to Wraith again that this was no 'lady', except in title. How many men had she seduced with her graceful beauty and alluring smile, he wondered.

They kissed again, and Wraith gently parted his lips once more from hers, savouring the taste of her lipstick and the delightful scent of her fragrant perfume. When he was in his ethereal state, tastes and smells were denied him.

Wraith had lain with women before, but he had never dared to use his powers save most sparingly in fear of the reaction he might recieve. 'Normal' people generally feared and reviled those who were unlike themselves. This, this was different - she was already aware of what he could do - or at least seemed to have a fair inkling of what he might be capable of doing - and, instead of showing any revulsion, she seemed almost drawn to him instead.
Wraith had, of course, used his power for self gratification in his more youthful days - being able to look through walls and be almost entirely invisible surely would too good to be true for any hormone-ridden adolescent - but since then he had soley used them for self gain in the monetary sense. Bank vaults and safes were hardly able to keep him out, and even if he was caught, what jail could contain him?
Now, with his powers revealed to her, he felt more at ease than he had even been with another woman. A sense of freedom he had never before experienced washed over him.
He had never believed in fate, or destiny - but, somehow, he felt that their meeting might well have been preordained.
Wraith intended to show her indeed how much he appreciated the affection she was throwing his way. In idle moments, he had daydreamed of how his powers might be able to enhance the pleasures he could give a woman...

She led him across the luxuriant soft carpet, and they stood by the side of the bed for a moment, looking at one another. Wraith smiled at her, and, curling the first finger from each hand under the straps of her dress, he became insubtantial for a moment, at the same time causing the garment she wore to become ethereal itself, and allowing his own clothes to remain solid. As his clothes dropped to the floor, he swung his arms to one side, flinging her gown to one side, almost in the manner of a magician pulling a cloth out from under a table set with plates and cutlery.
He could make love to her, if he chose to, without the need to disrobe her - clothes were as much hindrance to him as walls - but he felt the burning desire to see her body in its naked glory.
He was not disappointed. She was, simply, ravishing, a goddess to his eyes. Again, like at the vault, Elisabeth showed that she had a mischievious disdain for underwear.
He returned to a solid state, appearing before her once more, causing her a sharp intake of breath as she found herself gazing at his own naked body.
She lay back onto the bed, holding her hands out to him, her eyes flickering up and down, studying his naked body, lingering more than once upon his loins, where his now fully erect manhood was pointing almost completely upwards, his swollen purple head tipped with a sparkling drop of pre-cum. A smile once more crossed those wonderfully full ruby-red lips of hers. He gently laid himself down upon her.
"Elisbeth" he murmured, kissing her again, this time but lightly on her lips, but he continued to steadily rain kisses upon her, on the chin, then on one side of her neck, slowly working his way down her graceful body, as his semi-ethereal fingertips continued to delicately trace swirling lines over her soft skin.
Elisabeth arched her back as his kisses finally reached her inner thighs, her was mind almost afire with expectant delight.
He gazed at her neatly trimmed pussy, and, in his mind he could almost taste her already.
Wraith became almost fully ethereal once more, but for his tongue and finger tips... this way, he could work his way into her further than any normal man could ever hope...


[Edited by Kepic on 08-22-2000 at 11:22 AM]
 
Renegade

Dr. Impotence, Beaverlock, and I arrived at Istara's lair. When we entered we noticed that Istara was eyeing Superbman in a 'let's be more then friends' type of way.

"Istara you can do whatever you want to him later but right now we need to have a meeting" I told her as I went to join Dr. Impotence and Beaverlock in the meeting room.

Istara ran her hands over Superbman's chest and whispered to him "I'll be back for you later." as she followed us into the meeting room.

Once there I observed the others. Istara looked her usual self. Dr. Impotence was trying to calm down Beaverlock who was still mad at him for being passed out for so long.

I started out "I'm gonna make this quick and simple: we need to divide and capture the Justice Leauge. So this is how we will do it for the initial attack. Beaverlock, as I promised you can take care of Creeper. Here is a picture of what he looks like in his human form incase he has changed back by now. Dr. Impotence, you never did finish what you started with Armist did you? Well here's your chance. I've taken the time to mark the points in this map here that he usualy stays at. This should help you find him. Istara, you should stay here and make sure Superbman doesnt get away."

Istara crossed her legs and replied "With pleasure."

I concluded "Meanwhile I need to check in on two other possible members. After each of us has completed his" Beaverlock punched me in the arm "or HER mission you will report back here. Ok now let's go!"

With that Dr. Impotence, Beaverlock and I left to carry out our missions as we left Istara with the helpless Superbman.
 
IC as Elisabeth: As I led him to my room, I felt as though we were destined for this, he made me feel more desirable than any man I had ever been with. As we stood next to my bed, I felt his eyes on my body as my clothing fell away. He, too, was nude, his body trim & lean like a panther. I lay down on the bed, holding my arms out to him. He lay down with me, kissing me as though he could not get enough of me. As he slowly moved down my body, I could feel his lips on my breasts, moving down my flat stomach, reaching my pussy. I could feel myself becoming wet as he kissed my pussy lightly. As I moaned with passion, I could feel his tongue slipping inside me to suck on my clit. I could feel his presence more than I could see his physical being. His tongue seemed to know exactly where my most delicate places were, I had never felt so complete. As his tongue probed my innermost spot, I knew I had to have him now. I reached for him, asking him to fill me with his cock. Somehow, I knew that he could fulfill my needs as no one else had. His form became more substantial, I felt his lips press mine, his tongue slipping into my mouth. I grabbed his ass, to pull him more deeply inside me. His cock was so hard, I knew he wanted release as badly as I did. His thrusts became harder & faster, I held him to me so tightly, I wanted him to fill me completely. As I came closer to reaching my climax, I urged him to let go & cum with me. I needed to feel his hot cum filling me, I wanted us to share this most precious experience. As I let myself go, I felt myself reach an orgasm unlike any I had ever experienced. He joined me, cumming so hard, filling me as I knew he would. It seemed to go on forever, a feeling of such ecxtasy, I knew I would never be the same. As we came back to earth, I held him in my arms, kissing him softly, stroking his chest. For the first time in my life, I felt I had been completely fucked. I looked into his eyes, smiled softly & asked, "Just what is your real name, I think I should know what to call you."
 
Shopping...

Jack Ryder got himself a snazzy Armani outfit, composed of rinsed jeans, black shoes, and a form fitting long-sleeve black sweater. He also got a messenger bag for his Creeper gear, namely the feather boa and the medicine. His Speedos remained on under his jeans, just in case.

He looked at his new watch, wondering if he still had time to find a car dealer. He waited at the corner trying to catch a cab. The danger that was to follow Jack was unknown to him...

[Edited by gypsyprince on 08-22-2000 at 07:01 PM]
 
Music Maid/Istara/OOC: WHAT THE...

*screaming her ass off* HOLY SHIT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE??????? *trying to calm down, but ends up lkying on the floor laughing and crying and gaping at all the shit that has managed to happen in TWO DAYS* what have you people done? by all the darkest gods, look at this!! *still laughing*

sorry, guys... but !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what's a girl to do?!?

never mind...

IC: (bomb squad dude) "Well, miss, I'm not sure what happened..."

I shake my head and zap back to the building. Leaving the poor guy standing there and gaping, I flew off into the night to find Renegade and see what the hell was going on.

I saw him out on the street. He looked like he was looking for something. I flew up to him with a grin and started to say, "Do you know wha~" I cut off when I saw his glinting evil eyes rise up to stare at me with a horrific grin below them. I backed away, whispering something about bad karma...


Istara

I looked Superbman up and down, licking my lips. "Hmm... What a nice toy..."
 
Renegade

OOC: lol yeah things have been getting weird.

IC: "Well what do we have here? Musicmaid I was wondering what happened to you." I see the look of concern on her face "What dont you have anything to say to the man who's heart you broke? I realy liked you maid. But then because of one misunderstanding you take off on me with some bomb squad guy then I try to find you and look what happens. I get infected with some black shit and nothing is what it was before. Aint that a bitch?"

She backs away farther with a look of fear in her eyes. I start to walk up to her "What you so afraid of? Maybe your afraid that I'll kill you wear you stand? Well if that's what your afraid of then I dont blame you."
 
IC as Wind Song: Shadowess & I continue our search of the old castle, I am still not real sure what we are looking for. As I try to figure this strange woman out, I sense that Music Maid has returned from her astral adventures & has encountered the man who used to be Renegade. As Shadowess seems oblivious to my attempts to help her, I decide to take flight. I slip out of an open window, silently wishing her luck with her search as I leave to see what is happening. As I fly over the city, I see a man who somewhat resembles the Creeper, but dressed in black Armani.I will investigate him at a later time. Not wanting to reveal myself, I continue on. I sense, rather than see, Renegade & Music Maid. As I get closer, I see them, but I am unsure if I should interfere. I could be wrong & they may be getting reacquainted,but I sense dnager. In a wisp of fog, I land behind Renegade, nodding at Music Maid to let her know I am here if she needs any help.
 
Renegade

My heighten senses let me detect someone behind me. I need to get out of here. I quickly grab musicmaid by her leather uniform and jump up to a nearby building as I carry her on my shoulders to get away. I jump from one building to another as Wind Song is right on my trail.

She protests as I carry her "Let go of me Renegade! I dont know what's happened to you but we can work it out together!" I dont answer as I can sense that Wind Song is right on my trail.
 
MusicMaid

Still pissed at Wind song for doing this to my poor Renegade, I snapped my fingers and zapped myself into my home dimension. Myabe I can undo her spell... I think. "Renegade? You okay?" I say, looking at him uncertainly...
 
IC as Wind Song: Renegade senses that I am behind him, he grabs Music Maid & takes off, me right behind me. It is difficult for me to keep up with him, the evil in him gives him added power. Music Maid is struggling, asking him what he is doing & why can't they work things out. Sensing her anger, I follow a short distance behind, just in case. Music Maid is trying to reason with Renegade, but he is having none of it.She tries to snap him out of whatever trance he is in, I hope it works, if it does, then I can get back to the castle to see what Shadowess is up to.Suddenly, Music Maid & Renegade vanish. Fine & good, I think to myself. Those two can be a major pain in the ass & I have no time for lover's quarrels, so good riddance to them both.I would like to know who the man in black is, so will do some investigating. Where the hell has everyone gone, with Renegade running amok,the city needs the Justice League & before too much longer, I am going home to take a nice, long bubble bath.

[Edited by teresafannin on 08-22-2000 at 08:19 PM]
 
Renegade

I look around at the area. So this is Musicmaid's home dimension? Just then I hear her "Renegade? You okay?" I look at the woman I once loved and simply tell her "Never better."

She looks at me with an obvious look of concern "Renegade who did this to you?" Looking into her eyes I explain it to her "Istara used a black smog that was inside of this crystal that she got from an old man. It covered my entire body and turn me into this."

I stop to walk closer to her. Before I can say anything she tells me "I'm gonna try to free you of this thing." I grin as I kick back and say "Give it your best shot but I warn you it wont work."
 
Renegade

After several failed attempts to free me Musicmaid tells me "I'm gonna get Armist. Maybe he can free you but for now I'm gonna leave you here where you cant hurt anyone." With that she vanished back to earth in search of Armist.

I stood there for awhile and examined the area. "Perhaps I can use this to my advantage but for now I have things to do." I mumbled to myself as I prepared to leave. I didnt have the power to teleport out of here but this parasite did.

I cross my hands over my chest and concentrate. As I stand there with my hands crossed over my chest a black smog comes out of my mouth and eyes and covers my body. After a moment I open my eyes to find myself ontop of a building.

I think "Why am I here?" when the black fog tells me without a word why I am here. This is Wind Song's home.
 
OOC: ok, I was joking before, but seriously: HHHHEEEELLLPPPP!!!
lol, superhero down, and about to do something sinful, code red, code red
IC:
Superbman looked into Istara's eyes, there was nothing but lust and hate in them, a bad combination.
Superbman watched as she traced a finger over the S on his chest. She seemed to purr as she moved by his side.
The chains, which didn't actually bind him, were around his neck. The K-nite in them, was too powerful, he couldn't even stand, and he was getting worse unless the chains were off of him.
Superbman leaned up against Istara, feeling her push back to him. Then, as quick as he could, Superbman threw Istara to the floor, and went for the door.
It was useless, after a few steps Superbman tripped and fell, Istara on him a second later.
"You son of a..." she slapped him, hard. Superbman tasted blood for the first time in his life. The k-nite was worse than he thought. Istara put her face to his, their mouths only inches apart.
"Now now super stud, we haven't had our fun yet."
Superbman wanted to be away from here, but for some reason he was drawn to her. Drawn to the raw sexual power they shared. He realized she was strattling him.
Superbman tried to fight the urges, but it was too late, the K-nite and Istara were too much.
Still, Superbman tried, "No... I can't..."
She grabbed his mouth, making him lookd straight into her eyes, they were really pretty eyes, "Oh, you can and you will, whats say we get started..."
Superbman felt her hand under his tights.
 
Nature trying to keep up with y'all's continuity

As Renegade burst into Beaverlock's room I dive into the nearby closet and morph into a pair of shoes. All the while I am trying to come to grips with what happened last night I repeat to myself several times " am not a lesbian I am not a lesbian. Last night was just a fling it happened I was uh uh drunk no no that wouldn't work I was completely sober last night. OK ok I had a lesbian evil twin, no wait I do not have an evil twin. I got it uh uh I have not gotten any since I took this damn assignment and I needed to get laid. Yeah that'll work."
Once I came to my senses about last night I looked across the room and saw Renegade get nailed in the gut, however it did not look like he was there against his will. I thought to myself looks like one of the Spandex League has decide to ride the dark side. Once he leaves I look to the nearest window and morph my self into a bird and fly out. Once I am a mile or two away from the Dr. Impotence's hideout, I fly toward the ground, morph back to normal except I am wearing a tight black baby tee and a dangerously short skirt. I look across the street and I see a car dealership and some really cute black haired guy just about to by a car. So I telepathic made him fall asleep then I dragged him into the bushes and stole his brand spanking new car. While speeding down the highway I think to myself :"damn that guy reminds me of The Yellowman from last night, Creeper. Dammit I do not have time for this I have to contact D-Cyde and see what BIGGS has in store for me since I horrible screwed up this kidnapping job." So I picked up the car phone and dialed Malik's phone number.
 
In the Bushes...

"What the hell is going on?!" said Jack groggily, as he woke up from his slumber in the bushes, minus the car.

"Was it Creeper again? No. It can't be. I still have my patch on. Someone must have stolen my car. Did I just fall asleep?"

Puzzled, Jack decided to take action. He went to a public phone and dialed up his car phone number.

"Hello?" replied a sexy female voice on the other line.

"Who are you and what are you doing in my car?! And how do I know your voice?!"

Jack could not remember where he heard the voice, but then remembered his "dream".

"Oh my God! You're that sexy woman from the park! I thought you were a dream!"

Damn it Jack, don't get horny! You'll unleash the Creeper! he thought to himself as he waited for the girl's response.
 
I knew I was busted the minute I heard his voice. I thought to myself "Damn nothing seems to go right these days. First I lose Musicmaid, then I just had to save Creeper, then I have a lesbian affair which I still blame on the fact that I was EXTREMELY horny, then I almost get busted while in bed with Beaverlock who honestly does have georgeous green eyes and the cutest ass. Damn those lesbian thoughts I am strictly dickly. Uhhh now this. OK Daija think about this you need to get a grip on yourself." I look back at the phone and answer the guy "I do not know what you are talking about I was not in the park and do not wear slutty black dresses."
For the few seconds of silence I thought to myself maybe I lost him and he is gonna hang up but instead he answers " I did not mention anything about a black dress." My heart sunk for a few seconds I think to myself "how did he see me with Creeper. If word gets out about this BIGGS is gonna kill our deal. I got to think fast. I got it." I pick up the phone and say "Look I am borrowing your car for a few minutes trust me. I will leave in a safe spot then I will find a way for you to get it. So just stay by whatever phone you are calling me on and I will *69 ya and tell where it is at."
Whew that was way too close. I think to myself " I hope Malik answers my page soon or this guy is gonna be pissed about his car even more"
 
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