Superhero secret sex work

[Husky_Embrace]

Inspired by supervillain sex work.

As superheroes go, it is often the question how they survive financially. Batman has his empire, but Spiderman has to stage for his own pictures to earn a living.

How about superheroes that do sex work to survive? They could go incognito, or as "cosplay/fans" of themselves or other superheroes.

Imagine someone buying the cosplay package. The costume is either sexed up, making it display a body more strategically, or their real outfit. As these people have been able to procure their own premium outfit, they can procure others.

"Psywoman does not have such clothes?"

"This would be her evil arc. Do you like the colours?"

Or for a man:

"I'm that wealthy superhero that beats up criminals with his bare hands!" And totally isn't bankrupt to the point of high end gigolo work in their minds, he added privately.

 

[Rob_Royale]

I could definitely see a Peter Parker type doing a little escorting on the side. Maybe talking out the wife of one of his arch enemies. Yeah. That could be exciting.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Honestly, considering how often Peter Parker gets reset to being a broke single guy, I’m shocked he hasn’t tried being a Spiderman gigolo.

Superheros needing a side hustle is a good idea. In Astro City, eventually a fund is made for heroes who register with their Avengers/Justice League equivalent but before then and for the unregistered they often do have to do grunt work.

Definitely think it would be fun for a superhero or superheroine to play the part while their client has some “Opinions” regarding their actual heroics.

“Oh fuck this is better than I dreamed.”

“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah, her tits are obviously fake and there’s no way she could be this tight after being gargantua’s cocksleeve.”

“Gargantua’s my…her cousin!”

“I know, that’s what makes it so hot…ow! god you’re getting really tight!”

 

[Nightscream89]

I'm imagining a heroine that does her hero work during the day, while prostituting herself by night.
One day she is following the trail of a hacker who has hacked the local police department erasing all info on a couple of criminals. With help of her powers she tracks him down, standing in front of the hackers door, she realizes she has been there before, several times even.
The hacker is a nerdy guy, bad with talking to girls and... one of her best clients, he hires her on a weekly basis. Busting him would endanger her rent payment, and even worse, even though he is a disaster at talking to girls, he is an amazing lover, always making sure she has an orgasm when he hires her.

Now what will she do?...

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

I like the idea of the two sides coming together:

What if a superheroine did the escort jobs, not just as a way to make cash but also to get info?

Like she gets a positive rep with clients and other escorts: she does vetting for clients meaning she’ll take anyone but she also weeds out dangerous clients (who mysteriously stop bothering escorts or suddenly find themselves in jail) so escorts are also big fans of hers so they put her on their discords and she can pick up info or even score invites to supervillains

Like “oh god, Snowball is planing something. He wants a dozen girls. He pays good but I don’t know…”

So she volunteers to come along or shows up early to clean it out.

She even can hop across the country by taking out calls.

I figure she gets away with it because her normal outfit makes it look like she’s a tech based hero in a full suit…and even if someone starts to put the dots together they’d have to admit they were trolling escort pages.

 

[Bigassfan]

Mmm, sign me up for the Kate Bishop sex worker detective story. Any takers?

 

[DeusAudivit]

I always thought Wonder Woman and Batman had a relationship. The Flash was gay. Obviously Superman had Lois Lane Aqua Man had fish. With Marvel it is far more difficult to work out with some exceptions.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Justice League DCAU:
Wonderwoman tried to get a relationship going with Batman

The Flash in the comics (Jay Gerrick, Barry Allen, and Wally Wes) are all happily married. DCAU in expanded comics he does date Giganta

Aquaman get lots of slander but he’s married to Mera who is a total baddie.

Marvel is more soap opera, so everybody has banged somebody, experimented with somebody, etc.

 

[Nightscream89]

Justice League DCAU:
Wonderwoman tried to get a relationship going with Batman

The Flash in the comics (Jay Gerrick, Barry Allen, and Wally Wes) are all happily married. DCAU in expanded comics he does date Giganta

Aquaman get lots of slander but he’s married to Mera who is a total baddie.

Marvel is more soap opera, so everybody has banged somebody, experimented with somebody, etc.

Then there's Batman and Catwoman, Batman and Batgirl, Batman and Talia Al Ghul, Batman and Harley Quinn... do I need to go on?

 

[DeusAudivit]

Justice League DCAU:
Wonderwoman tried to get a relationship going with Batman

The Flash in the comics (Jay Gerrick, Barry Allen, and Wally Wes) are all happily married. DCAU in expanded comics he does date Giganta

Aquaman get lots of slander but he’s married to Mera who is a total baddie.

Marvel is more soap opera, so everybody has banged somebody, experimented with somebody, etc.

I get that, but it was just my opinion I know in Justice League there was and implied connection, but i think it happened.

 

[DeusAudivit]

Then there's Batman and Catwoman, Batman and Batgirl, Batman and Talia Al Ghul, Batman and Harley Quinn... do I need to go on?

Yes Batman is a bit of a whore. Fits in nicely don't you think?

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Also Zatana!

Cept for him and Batgirl…that was always weird: “well, I pushed my adoptive son away…may as well sleep with his ex…who is also my good friend’s daughter.”

Of course then Tim decided to add that to the Killing Joke adaptation…because…I don’t know, it’s his ship.


Anywho, back on topic: what about a non powered sidekick/friend unknowingly hiring their superhero/ine

For example:

Eta Candy: “god you are just what I’ve been looking for. I’m around that Diana Prince and then Wonderwoman all day…I’ve needed a gorgeous statuesque beauty like you.

Diana in a blonde wig: “that’s nice to hear ma’am…”

 

[KittyOfSteele]

*Finishes scribbling something out in her notebook.*

What? It's not me, writing a brand new NPC for my next Vigilante City session, meow...

 

[Rob_Royale]

Some costumes lend themselves to sex work, very well.

Dinah Lance is sitting in a diner downtown while a comic convention is going on. She's amused by the local cosplayers, but she angry after finding our Oliver Queen has had yet another fling with Vixen who certainly lives up to her name.

She looks up to find two lovely young women dressed as Black Canary. They sit in the next booth and they start talking about just what a lucrative night its been and she realizes they are prostitutes. Dressed as her!

The night ends with her posing as a hooker dressed as her, getting fucked by an Adam West and Burt Ward dynamic duo and accidently blows out a hotel window with a sonic scream of ecstacy.

 

[ericrodman101]

I always thought Batman was fucking Robin. The girls were just cover. I'm sure Alfred knew everything...

 

[Nightscream89]

How about a superhero that is a prostitute at night, once a week she has a regular client that is a supervillain, her arch nemesis actually. He books her every week for an entire night, they have sex multiple times but also talk a lot.

He always tells her about his latest plans etc. telling her she is the only one who he can discuss it and be vulnarble with. Ironically this includes the plans he has to take out her superhero persona. So she always knows what he's doing ahead of time, she always wins because of this. However she never turns him in since she has started to catch some feelings and he pays very well.

A love story between a supervillain and a prostitute, a prostitute that is secretly the superhero fighting him. Could go many routes with the story, maybe he knew all along and finally rescues her from another supervillain? Or he wins and unmasks her to find out and now has to choose, destroying his nemesis suddenly means killing the prostitute he loves as well.

 

[DanDraper]

That is definitely an interesting take on a superhero story, I would like to read something like that. Her superhero persona probably has to cover herself up pretty well so he wouldn't recognize her. Although, he might question how he keeps telling her things and then has his plans spoiled later on; he could accuse her of working for the superhero. This might be something you should consider.

This sort of reminds me of that short-lived cartoon called Stripperella voiced by Pamela Anderson. She's a stripper by day and a superhero by night, but no sex involved, or nudity, just the appearance there was going to be nudity. It was actually a fun adult cartoon, but I guess it didn't get enough ratings.

 

[DeusAudivit]

As Catwomen gets off Batmans cock he says "I always thought you were a lesbian."
"No not me Batman I swing both ways,"
"Oh that's an interesting idea, I was going for dinner with Wonder Woman tonight, do you fancy joining us, Its been a while since I have bedded two beautiful lady's in one night, and I am sure she would not getting between your legs. I just hope the Bat Signal doesn't go off."
"To late Batman she was there last night."

 

[DeusAudivit]

Justice League DCAU:
Wonderwoman tried to get a relationship going with Batman

The Flash in the comics (Jay Gerrick, Barry Allen, and Wally Wes) are all happily married. DCAU in expanded comics he does date Giganta

Aquaman get lots of slander but he’s married to Mera who is a total baddie.

Marvel is more soap opera, so everybody has banged somebody, experimented with somebody, etc.

Bruce Banner and the Black Widow, my obvious thought went to the extreme. they are getting it on and Bruce is trying his best to please Natasha, then she whispers in his ear. "I am ready please, I can take it." Work out the rest yourselves

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

I think the idea would really work in a probation era setting.

Superheroine is a street level hero/femme fatale who cozies up to mobsters in speakeasies as a moll/prostitute but then busts them as her costumed identity.

However she also has a true identity as a mild mannered woman or even a policeman’s wife.

So one day a speakeasy is raided and the policeman (either her husband or someone who she knows from her civilian identity) who arrests her offers to let her go in exchange for sex. Of course it’s corrupt and she plans on taking him down when she switches to her crime fighting gear…but there’s also something very hot about seeing her husband or someone she knows under such a different light

 

[Rob_Royale]

Okay, this popped into my head today.
We get a science experiment hero/heroine like Captain America or She-Hulk and yeah, they get powers, enhanced abilities, senses, etc.
What if a side-effect is a wildly out-of-control sex drive? The heroes secret lair would become some sort of sex-dungeon/harem full of wild machines and enthusiastic attendants, most of them former villains suffering from masochistic tendencies and alpha male/female fixation.
Insert a comedy-relief clean-up robot whose sole purpose is to keep the floors and furniture clean and make snide comments. "Please sir, if you would, squirt that gizz a little higher next time, I can reach all of this without extending my arms."

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Okay, this popped into my head today.
We get a science experiment hero/heroine like Captain America or She-Hulk and yeah, they get powers, enhanced abilities, senses, etc.
What if a side-effect is a wildly out-of-control sex drive? The heroes secret lair would become some sort of sex-dungeon/harem full of wild machines and enthusiastic attendants, most of them former villains suffering from masochistic tendencies and alpha male/female fixation.
Insert a comedy-relief clean-up robot whose sole purpose is to keep the floors and furniture clean and make snide comments. "Please sir, if you would, squirt that gizz a little higher next time, I can reach all of this without extending my arms."

Honestly, I could see it. Like the “metabolism is too quick to get drunk” is a nice little dramatic moment in the movie but it would also make sense he’d have a boosted sex drive.

I know She-hulk has quite the sex life as well. I could even see her having her own lair.

To tie it to the original theme, maybe one of these enhanced heroes find out about another hero moonlighting in sex work, or they accidentally pick them up an are delighted to find they can keep pace with them.

Could lead to a fun ending too:

“Okay, how did “Slip n Slide” get the call up to the big leagues before us?”

“Dunno, I heard Captain Crush say they were “really tight” but also praised their flexibility.”

 

[33RPMVinylPants]

Does anyone remember the old Spike TV show Stripperella?

"Stripper by night, a superhero by even later night"

Written by Stan Lee, voiced by Pamela Anderson, only got one season.

She could inflate her tits by holding her breath, and anyone who touched them was compelled to tell the truth.

God, I miss the early 2000's sometimes.

 

[Aviastroitel]

(Inspired by Robert Smigel and J. J. Sedelmaier.)

A "breaking the fourth wall" story within a story where a "live action" movie starring Stephen Colbert (as Ace) and Steve Carell (as Gary), constantly distract and confound Robert Smigel (as Bighead), Steve Carell (as the Commissioner), Bill Chott, (as the Chief), as well as the citizenry in their matching bright yellow codpieces, boots. and gauntlets, with turquoise tights, dark blue masks, and familiar mannerisms.

The hook being that although within the movie being filmed it is never determined if Ace and Gary are partners^2, Bighead's henchmen and women, the policemen and women, and random citizens of both genders end up getting so excited about the Duocar, aspects of interior design and fashion discussion taken from the script, and watching the interactions of Ambiguously Gay Duo -- the supporting actors continuously end up having actual sex (of all flavors and combinations) with one another.