CandiCame
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lovetoread
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Nah, we knew you'd come back.
nowisthetime
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Nice to meet you, hottie.
You may need to bring some Raid to spray the place down....it's filled with old, dusty, cockroaches.
You may need to bring some Raid to spray the place down....it's filled with old, dusty, cockroaches.
CandiCame
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They already hit me with all they got. I'm a young, native, "goth" pansexual with a multiracial daughter. They LOVE me.
Sean Renaud
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They do not love you. They think gobble more cock than a turducken.
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nowisthetime
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Oh they will LOVE you!
They LOVE to be set straight by young, females. And you have a person of color in your family too? It's Valentine's for you on here!
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CandiCame
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I already got a man, I can't do three relationships I will die. But he was supposed to FUCKING BE HERE so that's a thing. He got lost for 6 fucking hours getting here last time... I live in the middle of fucking nowhere.
CandiCame
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Nah, they know me here. Ami likes to fuck with me. I used to post a lot and then I got involved in a project that kind of ate up a lot of my time. Still eats up a lot of my time. Love your avatar.
CandiCame
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Damn, Candi, I've really missed you on the GB.
I'm trying to make a pact to myself to start doing some creative shit again. I'm in a slump.
nowisthetime
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Thanks hun.
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I don't know why you would have the audacity to show your face around here without a sprite of me setting someone on fire. Course you could give me a belly dancing genie or welcome the new girl into the most awesome super hero group EVAH.
CandiCame
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Dude I don't art anymore. I haven't drawn a single thing since January.
Sean Renaud
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You fucking art right goddamn now! Six months, that just means that whatever was bothering you in your wrist has had time to rest.
I never pay attention anything you say, I probably made up an injury so you'd have an excuse!
I need one for the new girl so she can be on my team of awesome so whatever your BS reason is for why you haven't drawn in a while can eat shit and die. Besides you've got to draw every robot master on your daughter's walls so she can tell Heat Man from Fire Man from Flame Man. That shit could be on Jeoparody one day and you don't want her to be the one who thinks Dankey Kang is the game Mario debuted in do you?
CandiCame
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DUDE NO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO FOR THE NURSEY That I've said I'm gonna do for forever. So like Bri's family is from Jamaica, and I REALLY wanna fuck a mermaid, so I figure I can combine those two things into an underwater mural of unadulterated awesomeness. I'm talking Nemo, Ariel, fucking... Ghibli Ariel, I can't think clearly because, real talk: I'm a little drunk right now- but fucking- frog Mario and shit. Fucking big dude and little chick from biodome who might kinda look like her if she keeps my hair.
Oh god her mom is so pissed off because she totally looks like me. I didn't get to tell you that. Like just fucking like me. Like all light skinned and dark haired and fucking cheekbones and we didn't even do the DNA test because she looks just like me she's gonna be so hot when she grows up. She's got little curls tho, but like... idk she doesn't really have hair. She's fucking weird. She ate a moth once.
Also, my wrist, I DID find out what that was. Apparently, if you do an assload of drugs indiscriminately like a dumbass, it gives you fucking seizures in your brain. So now I have a focus in my basil ganglia because, like most of the things that are wrong with me, I am a dumbass. And it makes my wrist in my right hand, the one I use to do stuff, just randomly decide to fling shit. But apparently it was because of one of the drugs they had me on, so it doesn't do that anymore.
Edit: Ghibli Ariel's name is Ponyo and that movie is awesome.
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Sean Renaud
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::Nod nod::
So now that your hand doesn't have ninja turrets and you aren't just going to fling the nearest knife at someone and then call them a stupid goddamn dumbshit motherfucker does that mean you're gonna art? Cus I can be really obnoxious.
So now that your hand doesn't have ninja turrets and you aren't just going to fling the nearest knife at someone and then call them a stupid goddamn dumbshit motherfucker does that mean you're gonna art? Cus I can be really obnoxious.
CandiCame
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Dude I dunno I kinda want to draw but I have made a terrible miscalculation in how much I can drink. My baby mama's gone b/c she went to see her family and I'M SUPPOSED to be spending pride week in a drunken sore stupor; the main reason I came back on here is because I wanted to tell the folks over in the gay forum HAPPY PRIDE AND I haven't even done that but his fucking phone cut out like an hour ago and I know his dumb ass is lost and he's FUCKING BEEN HERE BEFORE and I should be getting laid right now. Also probably should not go to a message board that I haven't been on in a year and drunk post. I make bad decisions.
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Fuck, I was hoping he was hit by a bus.
CandiCame
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I was. The bus had to be taken in for repairs.
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CandiCame
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I'm at this place called "work". You inspire me, Sean.
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I don't care if you're balls deep in your baby mama, I want some new goddamned sprites. We really need a bitchin' dragon, and hell I want to see a Titan peeking over a wall, cus they are jerks.
Also I never paid any attention to you before, you were just some annoying kid with a gay Riddler AV so I'm probably making this up, but don't you work for the Wicked Witch of the West doing taxes? Tax season is over, this place called work should mostly be you getting bitched at for being the most fabulous person in the room.
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We do on-line stuff and buisness taxes throughout the year. Buisnesses have quarterlies rather than yearlies, but yeah, I finished all my actual work in like an hour; then we played, I shit you not "Bible Pictonary". Now two of the old ladies who work here are playing dominoes, the chick behind me is online shopping for necklace charms, and i'm fucking off on here. They pay me by the hour. I was Skyping earlier. I brought my gameboy. They do not give a shit. I'm thinking of writing porn.
My fucking kid is in Puerto Rico and I feel like I really DON'T listen well to my baby mamma. Because I was shocked to learn that. She's gonna get BURNED. She's gonna come back looking like a lobster.
BTW I WON Bible Pictonary. The goddamn agnostic won. Because I picked the scene where Sampson beat the shit out those like 40-something dudes with a dead donkey, fucking dreads flying, loincloth flapping in the breeze; just beating motherfuckers to death with a donkey bone. NONE OF THEM KNEW WHAT IT WAS. THAT'S A REALLY FAMOUS STORY YOU ALL GO TO CHURCH!
And I know for a fact I can draw a hot guy beating other dudes to death, even if I can't draw much the kid raised on comics can draw that scene. They need Jesus.