Surviving Easter dinner with the family

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I know that thanksgiving is bigger "get family together" type holiday in the USA, but seems to me that easter should be a good setting for mismatched hijinks.
Maybe starting with a bit of upset and commotion, to build some tension (thus the "surviving" of the thread title - my recollection of big family diners being what it is). A bit of tension always seems to make the sex hotter.
 
I've penned a lesbian domination thing which starts with an Easter Sunday family dinner.

Always good to have a bit of incongruity, I feel. Makes for interest.
 
I've penned a lesbian domination thing which starts with an Easter Sunday family dinner.

Always good to have a bit of incongruity, I feel. Makes for interest.
Os it posted? if so, can you provide a link?
 
Like a few of us here, I write for myself and a select few others. Sorry. Elitest, I know, but what the hell...

I was saying only that I used the dinner scene as an initial setting device. It's isn't relevant really to the gist of the story except to provide contrasting 'shock value', a favourite tactic of mine.
 
I know that thanksgiving is bigger "get family together" type holiday in the USA, but seems to me that easter should be a good setting for mismatched hijinks.
Maybe starting with a bit of upset and commotion, to build some tension (thus the "surviving" of the thread title - my recollection of big family diners being what it is). A bit of tension always seems to make the sex hotter.

Brother Bill comes home to find the rest of his siblings gathered around the dinner table. Mom and Dad are missing.

"Where's mom and dad?" he asked.

His sister Sue rolls her eyes and replies, "Based on the sounds coming from their bedroom, looks like dad actually caught his easter bunny this year."
 
Like a few of us here, I write for myself and a select few others. Sorry. Elitest, I know, but what the hell...

I was saying only that I used the dinner scene as an initial setting device. It's isn't relevant really to the gist of the story except to provide contrasting 'shock value', a favourite tactic of mine.
not very hyhelpful on the Story Ideas thread
 
As for story ideas, how about this situation that is now unfolding in my real life.
We often think about holiday dinners were everyone is a known quantity. Grandma, grandpa, mom, dad, and the kids. Maybe the second set of GPs attend as well and it's like this year after year. When you are the youngest it feels this way. The family you've always known.
But when you are the oldest, on the GP side of the equation, known quantities are less common these days.
My eldest son is going through a divorce and has a new GF with kids.
So now our holiday was at our place in the country. My wife and I, my son and his GF, and their combined three children.
And his ex-wife. And the GF's sister and her BF, and the GF's dad. And we almost had the GFs ex-husband.
So, all of a sudden, our family has grown and people I barely know are at my place for the holiday.
If that is not the recipe for holiday shenanigans, then I don't know what is.
 
As for story ideas, how about this situation that is now unfolding in my real life.
We often think about holiday dinners were everyone is a known quantity. Grandma, grandpa, mom, dad, and the kids. Maybe the second set of GPs attend as well and it's like this year after year. When you are the youngest it feels this way. The family you've always known.
But when you are the oldest, on the GP side of the equation, known quantities are less common these days.
My eldest son is going through a divorce and has a new GF with kids.
So now our holiday was at our place in the country. My wife and I, my son and his GF, and their combined three children.
And his ex-wife. And the GF's sister and her BF, and the GF's dad. And we almost had the GFs ex-husband.
So, all of a sudden, our family has grown and people I barely know are at my place for the holiday.
If that is not the recipe for holiday shenanigans, then I don't know what is.

Sounds like an orgy to me.
 
Sounds like an orgy to me.
I'm thinking more along the lines of one person targeting another. Like the sisters BF making a pass at my wife. Or my ex- daughter-in-law confessing attraction for me that she never could before. Maybe both.
 
Easter is one I never have trouble with stressors (though to be fair all I have to do is bring a side or dessert and help with the egg hunt).

But I could see some ideas.

For example: Trans woman is coming to her first family Easter since she started her HRT. The family is about 50/50 with accepting her though there’s lots of microaggresions. Worst of all is her cousin or brother who keeps deadnaming her “accidentally” and married her ex, who is highly apologetic and has her own issues with him as he’s frustrated they haven’t had a kid yet.

The two of them wind up chilling in the basement while everyone’s at the egg hunt and the two soon decide to “reconnect” then at Christmas the two of them are back together during the divorce with a new baby.

Or:

Sheltered cousin (18) only really gets out during holidays. She often finds a place to hideaway and does so this year in her aunt’s bedroom. She accidentally turns on her aunt’s hitachi wand and after hiding as best as she can, tries it out.

Aunt comes in, catches her, but isn’t angry. Instead she hides away with niece, showing her how to use each kind of toy, then even sneaks hee a small vibrating egg when she leaves.

3. Every year some of the cousins get out on egg hunt duty. They fill the eggs, hide them, and then help the little kids with the hunt. It’s annoying and this year the cousins are adults so they declare it will be the last year.

Their aunts then say that’s too bad as they have a special treat for them after the hunt. After everyone leaves but the aunts and the cousins, they get a special egg hunt: find the egg, look at the clue, then find the other half to get a prize.

The cousins find eggs and find soaked panties in them. They then realize the aunts are hiding and one of the cousins point out they thought he saw one of the aunts with a matching bra peeking out from her shirt…suddenly the cousins are very interested in playing
 
Sheltered cousin (18) only really gets out during holidays. She often finds a place to hideaway and does so this year in her aunt’s bedroom. She accidentally turns on her aunt’s hitachi wand and after hiding as best as she can, tries it out.

Aunt comes in, catches her, but isn’t angry. Instead she hides away with niece, showing her how to use each kind of toy, then even sneaks hee a small vibrating egg when she leaves.

For the win! :devilish:
 
I know that thanksgiving is bigger "get family together" type holiday in the USA, but seems to me that easter should be a good setting for mismatched hijinks.
Maybe starting with a bit of upset and commotion, to build some tension (thus the "surviving" of the thread title - my recollection of big family diners being what it is). A bit of tension always seems to make the sex hotter.
**Disclaimer**
I'm not trying to get political, so I will not delve into details (or my political thoughts), but there's always tension when family members have different political views.

So, that being said, is the tale incestuous? Cheating man or woman? Someone's college buddy/roommate join the family dinner? Widowed/widower person with _____?

And so on...
 
**Disclaimer**
I'm not trying to get political, so I will not delve into details (or my political thoughts), but there's always tension when family members have different political views.

So, that being said, is the tale incestuous? Cheating man or woman? Someone's college buddy/roommate join the family dinner? Widowed/widower person with _____?

And so on...
Yeah, I was trying to avoid the obvious political twists as well.
how about a good old white meat v dark meat debate leading to a food fight?
and no, I'm not hinting interracial, though that twist immediatly jumped out as i typed...
 
Ham is the traditional meat of Easter, but how to use that?

Maybe granddad or the dads have a bad habit of “hamming it up” the same dad jokes and anecdotes…but this year, any time they are about to start, they stop.

One of the grandkids ask why and granny says “they are getting their tails tugged”

Grandkid doesn’t understand what that means but drops their fork under the table and sees grandma stroking grandpa under the table. To add more drama, it’s not always a wife who is stroking her husband
 
Oh the things that might accidentally be found in an indoor Easter egg hunt.

And not just salacious things. Ring cases look a little bit like plastic Easter eggs…
 
**Disclaimer**
I'm not trying to get political, so I will not delve into details (or my political thoughts), but there's always tension when family members have different political views.

So, that being said, is the tale incestuous? Cheating man or woman? Someone's college buddy/roommate join the family dinner? Widowed/widower person with _____?

And so on...

Yeah, I was trying to avoid the obvious political twists as well.
how about a good old white meat v dark meat debate leading to a food fight?
and no, I'm not hinting interracial, though that twist immediatly jumped out as i typed...

Sounds like a good opportunity for a sibling hate fuck, before it slides into an enemies into friends ending.
 
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