Swannie's Random Stuff

[missswannie]

If we weren’t in different hemispheres, I’d take you up on that offer.

Just go around the back. I'll send you the gate code.

How often do you have to change the saltwater??

Err, never. Its a 70000 litre/18500 gallon pool. The chlorinator turns salt into chlorine, so you just throw in another 25kg bag of salt ever few weeks, top up the water level from evaporation with rain or well water.

I like that thought process.

It's simplistic, should work. There is a travel agency in the US that organises nude charter flights down to Jamaica and the Hedonism resorts, plus the odd nude cruise. There could be worse things. Take your clothes off in your room, open the door and then let it close behind you, off you go.

 

[Awaywego]

Just go around the back. I'll send you the gate code.

Err, never. Its a 70000 litre/18500 gallon pool. The chlorinator turns salt into chlorine, so you just throw in another 25kg bag of salt ever few weeks, top up the water level from evaporation with rain or well water.

It's simplistic, should work. There is a travel agency in the US that organises nude charter flights down to Jamaica and the Hedonism resorts, plus the odd nude cruise. There could be worse things. Take your clothes off in your room, open the door and then let it close behind you, off you go.

Seriously, how do you find these things? I was looking at week to 10 day all inclusive, adult only to Montego Bay, yesterday. Now I gotta look again, lol.

 

[missswannie]

Seriously, how do you find these things? I was looking at week to 10 day all inclusive, adult only to Montego Bay, yesterday. Now I gotta look again, lol.

Bare Necessities, Castaways Travel. There are quite a few. You can always join the AANR in the US, or ANF in Oz and get discounts and entry to any resort.
Depends what you are looking for. Some are more swinger/showoff oriented, other places are more just chill do your thing. Orient Beach in St Marten isn't a bad place if it is just chill.

 

[Awaywego]

Bare Necessities, Castaways Travel. There are quite a few. You can always join the AANR in the US, or ANF in Oz and get discounts and entry to any resort.
Depends what you are looking for. Some are more swinger/showoff oriented, other places are more just chill do your thing. Orient Beach in St Marten isn't a bad place if it is just chill.

Thank you, thank you! Didn't see Orient listed as clothing optional when I perused the site but that is on the list. And yea just chill is me on this trip.

 

[missswannie]

Thank you, thank you! Didn't see Orient listed as clothing optional when I perused the site but that is on the list. And yea just chill is me on this trip.

Club Orient down the end of the bay. Mostly french folks but they have their shit together.

 

[missswannie]

Club Orient down the end of the bay. Mostly french folks but they have their shit together.

Ok clearly noone has been there otherwise they would get the joke. The literature and poster in your room there had (still has after the rebuild?) a deal of free colonics and a juice cleanse with every two day couples massage package booked. There are plenty of cruise ship comedy routines that reference it.

 

[RVB_1]

Well Monday a week ago I was walking a bay

LIking that view

 

[Joxlrg]

Happy Valentines Day Swannie

 

[zach20092]

Hope you had a fun one!!
Don't ignore this thread we like having our swannie for ourselves

 

[missswannie]

LIking that view

Popping up in a bay near you

Happy Valentines Day Swannie

Thankyou

Hope you had a fun one!!
Don't ignore this thread we like having our swannie for ourselves

I have been having a bit of fun in the Chaos thread but have stuff for here

 

[missswannie]

Sorry have neglected to post in here in favour of playing around in other places and in the Chaos thread. Resuming a bit of normal commentary. Things have been a little busy resuming things around here after the extended holiday.
A little bit of camera placement distortion and once cropped on the bottom of the image, my arse looks huge in the hottub. Fun though. I didn't think I would get any without being a bit lippy but one kind of clenched it enough to be workable.
Quite a nice sunset tonight down at the beach. Just went for a walk with the dog but ended up stripping off and having a swim as well. I took one of the pirate bikinis for a swim yesterday. A couple of stitches with dental floss at the key joins and they will be strong.
Not sure why I put the red dress in, but we just had valentines day so I guess a red dress looks the deal.
Last two are public toilets. Bear with me. More than protection from the cold, heat and ventilation and lack of electrical connection are the design elements to contend with down here. A few places get it right and have natural light. We find it normal but a few visitors have felt a little intimidated with some. There is a bit of steel mesh on the one where you can see a fellow down the way, painted light colour on the outside so you can't see through, plus you face away from the gap so no frontal views. The second is combining it with a high roof and a rescue bird avery. So you can talk to the birds and they can perch on the edge. Not sure why detailing these is going to be of interest to anyone but quirks of Aussie life for a laugh perhaps.

 

[Micio_Lambire]

Not sure why detailing these is going to be of interest to anyone but quirks of Aussie life for a laugh perhaps.

Cus some of us enjoy all the scenery and everyday things you share, although your ass is gorgeous.

 

[hotcpu]

Sorry have neglected to post in here in favour of playing around in other places and in the Chaos thread. Resuming a bit of normal commentary. Things have been a little busy resuming things around here after the extended holiday.
A little bit of camera placement distortion and once cropped on the bottom of the image, my arse looks huge in the hottub. Fun though. I didn't think I would get any without being a bit lippy but one kind of clenched it enough to be workable.
Quite a nice sunset tonight down at the beach. Just went for a walk with the dog but ended up stripping off and having a swim as well. I took one of the pirate bikinis for a swim yesterday. A couple of stitches with dental floss at the key joins and they will be strong.
Not sure why I put the red dress in, but we just had valentines day so I guess a red dress looks the deal.
Last two are public toilets. Bear with me. More than protection from the cold, heat and ventilation and lack of electrical connection are the design elements to contend with down here. A few places get it right and have natural light. We find it normal but a few visitors have felt a little intimidated with some. There is a bit of steel mesh on the one where you can see a fellow down the way, painted light colour on the outside so you can't see through, plus you face away from the gap so no frontal views. The second is combining it with a high roof and a rescue bird avery. So you can talk to the birds and they can perch on the edge. Not sure why detailing these is going to be of interest to anyone but quirks of Aussie life for a laugh perhaps.

Always so fun to get a glimpse of Down Under living!

 

[peekingone]

Peeks my interest for sure. Love that butt.

 

[peekingone]

Peeks my interest for sure. Love that butt.

 

[draconus_infernus]

Sorry have neglected to post in here in favour of playing around in other places and in the Chaos thread. Resuming a bit of normal commentary. Things have been a little busy resuming things around here after the extended holiday.
A little bit of camera placement distortion and once cropped on the bottom of the image, my arse looks huge in the hottub. Fun though. I didn't think I would get any without being a bit lippy but one kind of clenched it enough to be workable.
Quite a nice sunset tonight down at the beach. Just went for a walk with the dog but ended up stripping off and having a swim as well. I took one of the pirate bikinis for a swim yesterday. A couple of stitches with dental floss at the key joins and they will be strong.
Not sure why I put the red dress in, but we just had valentines day so I guess a red dress looks the deal.
Last two are public toilets. Bear with me. More than protection from the cold, heat and ventilation and lack of electrical connection are the design elements to contend with down here. A few places get it right and have natural light. We find it normal but a few visitors have felt a little intimidated with some. There is a bit of steel mesh on the one where you can see a fellow down the way, painted light colour on the outside so you can't see through, plus you face away from the gap so no frontal views. The second is combining it with a high roof and a rescue bird avery. So you can talk to the birds and they can perch on the edge. Not sure why detailing these is going to be of interest to anyone but quirks of Aussie life for a laugh perhaps.

My lovely friend. You’ve given me a much needed smile today.

 

[zach20092]

That arse... is delectable!! A pic without the clenching would be even more delectable!!
The bikini is definitely worth a few more pics.. from different angles
As is the dress..
The walls of that toilet must have many an interesting story... inside and outside!!

 

[Todger65]

Good to see your posterior in the hot tub and that bikini is aiming to the minuscule size. It the front is as small as the back, it should be interesting.

Public toilets, no matter how good and frequently they are cleaned, always seem to have a whiff about them. That idea of large ventilation slots must help. I like the idea of using roof space as an aviar.

 

[Joxlrg]

Sorry have neglected to post in here in favour of playing around in other places and in the Chaos thread. Resuming a bit of normal commentary. Things have been a little busy resuming things around here after the extended holiday.
A little bit of camera placement distortion and once cropped on the bottom of the image, my arse looks huge in the hottub. Fun though. I didn't think I would get any without being a bit lippy but one kind of clenched it enough to be workable.
Quite a nice sunset tonight down at the beach. Just went for a walk with the dog but ended up stripping off and having a swim as well. I took one of the pirate bikinis for a swim yesterday. A couple of stitches with dental floss at the key joins and they will be strong.
Not sure why I put the red dress in, but we just had valentines day so I guess a red dress looks the deal.
Last two are public toilets. Bear with me. More than protection from the cold, heat and ventilation and lack of electrical connection are the design elements to contend with down here. A few places get it right and have natural light. We find it normal but a few visitors have felt a little intimidated with some. There is a bit of steel mesh on the one where you can see a fellow down the way, painted light colour on the outside so you can't see through, plus you face away from the gap so no frontal views. The second is combining it with a high roof and a rescue bird avery. So you can talk to the birds and they can perch on the edge. Not sure why detailing these is going to be of interest to anyone but quirks of Aussie life for a laugh perhaps.

So far I love the quirks of the Aussie life you have shown us.. And I spose all is well and good with the loo as long as the snakes are kept outside..
Great pics !!!!

 

[missswannie]

Cus some of us enjoy all the scenery and everyday things you share, although your ass is gorgeous.

I try to share a few things here and there.

Always so fun to get a glimpse of Down Under living!

It varies. No mountains this side so you have to get used to wide horizons

Peeks my interest for sure. Love that butt.

It likes compliments.

My lovely friend. You’ve given me a much needed smile today.

Always happy to facilitate a smile.

That arse... is delectable!! A pic without the clenching would be even more delectable!!
The bikini is definitely worth a few more pics.. from different angles
As is the dress..
The walls of that toilet must have many an interesting story... inside and outside!!

Some days it's visible others not. Depends on whether I leave things up and they are going to get attacked. There are few bikinis from Thailand so they will appear from time to time. Public restrooms are probably not the pic of choice, but it was the design that was interesting

Good to see your posterior in the hot tub and that bikini is aiming to the minuscule size. It the front is as small as the back, it should be interesting.

Public toilets, no matter how good and frequently they are cleaned, always seem to have a whiff about them. That idea of large ventilation slots must help. I like the idea of using roof space as an aviar.

Front is small but keeps it legal on the regular beach. Everything is under cover.
The Aviary one is popular with mums and disabled carers with more extended visits. Nothing like a bunch of pretty birds to keep the focus for long enough.

So far I love the quirks of the Aussie life you have shown us.. And I spose all is well and good with the loo as long as the snakes are kept outside..
Great pics !!!!

Snakes generally stay out unless you leave the seat lid up. They may hop in for cooling off or chasing a frog. You leave them to their own thing, otherwise there are plenty of services that will come and take it off to another area.

 

[RVB_1]

Sorry have neglected to post in here in favour of playing around in other places and in the Chaos thread. Resuming a bit of normal commentary. Things have been a little busy resuming things around here after the extended holiday.
A little bit of camera placement distortion and once cropped on the bottom of the image, my arse looks huge in the hottub. Fun though. I didn't think I would get any without being a bit lippy but one kind of clenched it enough to be workable.
Quite a nice sunset tonight down at the beach. Just went for a walk with the dog but ended up stripping off and having a swim as well. I took one of the pirate bikinis for a swim yesterday. A couple of stitches with dental floss at the key joins and they will be strong.
Not sure why I put the red dress in, but we just had valentines day so I guess a red dress looks the deal.
Last two are public toilets. Bear with me. More than protection from the cold, heat and ventilation and lack of electrical connection are the design elements to contend with down here. A few places get it right and have natural light. We find it normal but a few visitors have felt a little intimidated with some. There is a bit of steel mesh on the one where you can see a fellow down the way, painted light colour on the outside so you can't see through, plus you face away from the gap so no frontal views. The second is combining it with a high roof and a rescue bird avery. So you can talk to the birds and they can perch on the edge. Not sure why detailing these is going to be of interest to anyone but quirks of Aussie life for a laugh perhaps.

Really enjoying the curves... sexy

 

[n8Romantic]

Sorry have neglected to post in here in favour of playing around in other places and in the Chaos thread. Resuming a bit of normal commentary. Things have been a little busy resuming things around here after the extended holiday.
A little bit of camera placement distortion and once cropped on the bottom of the image, my arse looks huge in the hottub. Fun though. I didn't think I would get any without being a bit lippy but one kind of clenched it enough to be workable.
Quite a nice sunset tonight down at the beach. Just went for a walk with the dog but ended up stripping off and having a swim as well. I took one of the pirate bikinis for a swim yesterday. A couple of stitches with dental floss at the key joins and they will be strong.
Not sure why I put the red dress in, but we just had valentines day so I guess a red dress looks the deal.
Last two are public toilets. Bear with me. More than protection from the cold, heat and ventilation and lack of electrical connection are the design elements to contend with down here. A few places get it right and have natural light. We find it normal but a few visitors have felt a little intimidated with some. There is a bit of steel mesh on the one where you can see a fellow down the way, painted light colour on the outside so you can't see through, plus you face away from the gap so no frontal views. The second is combining it with a high roof and a rescue bird avery. So you can talk to the birds and they can perch on the edge. Not sure why detailing these is going to be of interest to anyone but quirks of Aussie life for a laugh perhaps.

I enjoy your photos of Australia. I may never get there and it provides me a glimpse of your diverse country and culture I can enjoy and appreciate. Thanks for posting these vignettes of Aussie life.

 

[chris313163]

Just a place outside of my storyline threads to post the odd pic or two when I am in the mood

Suns back out over in the West

Pretty sure you wouldn't be out there today. Where I live in SoCal it's 36º with rain. I will say, I'm sure when you took that picture, it might have made someone's day.

 

[Yesplzzz00]

Sorry have neglected to post in here in favour of playing around in other places and in the Chaos thread. Resuming a bit of normal commentary. Things have been a little busy resuming things around here after the extended holiday.
A little bit of camera placement distortion and once cropped on the bottom of the image, my arse looks huge in the hottub. Fun though. I didn't think I would get any without being a bit lippy but one kind of clenched it enough to be workable.
Quite a nice sunset tonight down at the beach. Just went for a walk with the dog but ended up stripping off and having a swim as well. I took one of the pirate bikinis for a swim yesterday. A couple of stitches with dental floss at the key joins and they will be strong.
Not sure why I put the red dress in, but we just had valentines day so I guess a red dress looks the deal.
Last two are public toilets. Bear with me. More than protection from the cold, heat and ventilation and lack of electrical connection are the design elements to contend with down here. A few places get it right and have natural light. We find it normal but a few visitors have felt a little intimidated with some. There is a bit of steel mesh on the one where you can see a fellow down the way, painted light colour on the outside so you can't see through, plus you face away from the gap so no frontal views. The second is combining it with a high roof and a rescue bird avery. So you can talk to the birds and they can perch on the edge. Not sure why detailing these is going to be of interest to anyone but quirks of Aussie life for a laugh perhaps.

I enjoy all your photos and stories. Thank you for sharing them.

 

[missswannie]

Really enjoying the curves... sexy

Curves I can contribute. Not a stick figure.

I enjoy your photos of Australia. I may never get there and it provides me a glimpse of your diverse country and culture I can enjoy and appreciate. Thanks for posting these vignettes of Aussie life.

Aus and other places. Probably more culture in a bucket of yoghurt than here but we have our moments. Horizons sky and ocean we have. We are capturing the kids market with TV show exports like Bluey so don't be surprised when kids start using Aussie sayings and ideas on things. Stealth takeover.

Pretty sure you wouldn't be out there today. Where I live in SoCal it's 36º with rain. I will say, I'm sure when you took that picture, it might have made someone's day.

No rain, could get to 36C later in the day. It might have made someone's day but likely 500 other bums on the same beach in the same attire so that someone had a good field of view. It's OK to look, smile if you make eye contact.

I enjoy all your photos and stories. Thank you for sharing them.

I enjoy sharing them if people enjoy seeing them. It's win-win.