Synner Hangout

[missy2]

ok,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you asked for it,,,,,but your gonna be disapointed !!!!


my fantasy is really not sexual,,,,,,considering I've already experienced the only sex fantasy I ever had.

I want to take a whole summer off and ride completely around the country on my harley,,,,,with my SO riding alongside on hers.
I do dream of this,,,being in no particular hurry,,,,,just enjoying seeing all parts of this great country of ours.....


to each their own ------ thats mine

GOOD ONE HARLEY!

Travel has always been up near the top of the list for me,too.Been alot of places;Mexico(4 different spots),Canada,cruises,both coasts,and I have a brother-in-law that lives in Germany,so I've been lucky enough to hit most of Europe a few times.I like baseball and roller coasters,so I'd love to hit all the parks!

 

[Synnerman]

LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said "I don't have anyone I can talk to."
God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a Woman.

He said, "This person will gather food for you and cook for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make.
She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

..........and the rest is history.

 

[peteruncle]

Believe me I remember your IOU.. would be hard to forget.

I personally would love to hear guys fantasies not only for the eroticism, but to help become more knowledgable. People are too close minded when it comes to sex. Parents bring us up letting us think it is a taboo subject, but the more we share the more we are able to please. I'll be the first to say I want never to even come close to the missionary style again after several yrs of getting only that I probably orgasmed 3-5 times. But I never said anything so how was he to know... thank goodness I've grown out of that naive stage, and have no problem stating my needs and wants...

Anyway think I'm rambling now...

I love your rambling!

You again proved the need for and
importance of communication although
I understand that can be inhibiting
at times.

 

[Synnerman]

Revisionist History

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I
have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful
garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious
comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a man Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies,
an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you
properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger
and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at
fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed
ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, well, he's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt
stick. But, you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lord?"

"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."

Well, those are the stories, what do you think?

 

[Mizfitkid]

I love your rambling!

You again proved the need for and
importance of communication although
I understand that can be inhibiting
at times.

Honestly I don't think I ever got to the point I was trying to make, but if I ever figure out what that was haha I know where the edit button is.......

 

[peteruncle]

Honestly I don't think I ever got to the point I was trying to make, but if I ever figure out what that was haha I know where the edit button is.......

Well, I'm certainly interested in the point you were trying to make,
when you figure out what that was.

I think you did make some good points.

Too bad, we all suffer from the same
symptom, which is: Too soon old, too
late smart!

Sometimes, when I think back, I could kick myself for not seeing/
understanding what I do now or did
later, after it was too late.

 

[ginslinger]

Dreams of Miz...

Yeah but I don't want you all just agreeing with me... come on I want details!!!

We are riding in the Sierra's, running along The Kern River... Turning off the road we come to the bank and find a secluded beach, where the only sounds are that of the birds, and the raging river... Spreading a blanket under a willow tree we nourish ourselves, a gentle breeze kissing our faces...

I gaze in wonder at this vision sitting on the shore, the water rushing by behind you, the sunlight streaming through your hair... Moving closer now, leaning to whisper in your ear... "My darling, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever found in this life..." I nuzzle your neck placing warm wet kisses there, then down across your bare shoulders... Moving now to kiss your oh so soft lips...
A long deep passionate kiss, our bodies in-twine as we fall back on the blanket, closes being tossed aside... The warmth of your skin against mine as it begins...

Hours later I lean on one arm watching you sleep, and think...
(How could I ever be so fortunate to find the wonder of you...)
The End...

Well u ask for it didn't ya?

 

[Mizfitkid]

Re: Dreams of Miz...

We are riding in the Sierra's, running along The Kern River... Turning off the road we come to the bank and find a secluded beach, where the only sounds are that of the birds, and the raging river... Spreading a blanket under a willow tree we nourish ourselves, a gentle breeze kissing our faces...

I gaze in wonder at this vision sitting on the shore, the water rushing by behind you, the sunlight streaming through your hair... Moving closer now, leaning to whisper in your ear... "My darling, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever found in this life..." I nuzzle your neck placing warm wet kisses there, then down across your bare shoulders... Moving now to kiss your oh so soft lips...
A long deep passionate kiss, our bodies in-twine as we fall back on the blanket, closes being tossed aside... The warmth of your skin against mine as it begins...

Hours later I lean on one arm watching you sleep, and think...
(How could I ever be so fortunate to find the wonder of you...)
The End...

Well u ask for it didn't ya?

I asked for it and wow did I get it!!! hehe now should I ask if that was zoe or Gin??? hehe just kidding.....

Thanks sweetie!!

 

[ginslinger]

Re: Re: Dreams of Miz...

I asked for it and wow did I get it!!! hehe now should I ask if that was zoe or Gin??? hehe just kidding.....

Thanks sweetie!!

Well I wrote the story... Zoe just takes the dick-tation... But I hope it was good for you too...
The Slinger...

 

[Mizfitkid]

Re: Re: Re: Dreams of Miz...

Well I wrote the story... Zoe just takes the dick-tation... But I hope it was good for you too...
The Slinger...

A huge thank you to both of you!!!!

And yes I enjoyed every last word!!

Zoe care to go on a dickathon??

 

[ginslinger]

Sure do...

Yep... Call Missy, Lips, HHG, Pam (if u can find her) and any other lady who wants to help... We'll see how much we can raise...
Hey boyzzz... Can we get some volunteer's???

Well gotta get back to the move... Gins says to say howdeeee to all the perv's and pervette's out there in pervinville... You guys are the best, be well and t/c dear friends...
zNg...

 

[Bob NN]

Re: Sure do...

Yep...
Well gotta get back to the move...
zNg...

God! Know how it is. Can't get any fucking thing done cause I'm getting the goddamn house ready to sell!

Then comes the fucking move! Shit!

Let's have a pic of Zoe working on the move. Does she wear the same outfit she uses riding the guitar? I hope so.

 

[lipscum]

FUCK THREAD

I,ve just been over to the thread that Tiggs and juiceygirl frequent. And guess who i met, Bob NN.

 

[Mizfitkid]

It's a blonde thing...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said
to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way
around the house?"
The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it. Do you think she's dumb?"
"No". I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the 'dumb blonde' joke emails we've been receiving."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

Have a great evening all....almost time for me to go!

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Just wanted to pop in and say thanks to everyone for the compliments (for my wee one). Here is one more, from his 1st birthday party.

 

[roybot]

Re: FUCK THREAD

I,ve just been over to the thread that Tiggs and juiceygirl frequent. And guess who i met, Bob NN.

HEY GIRL!!! Was he behaving himself????? huh?????
???

HEY!!! Everybody!!
This fantasy stuff. I wouldnt know were to begin. Lived a few, but not like you girls can.
Other than that, not having to go early to work for a living every day!
sorry ,,,,,, thought almost cyannide poisoned today. Almost passed out for no reason. Long past any hangover symptoms.
no joke. Anybody else work with chemicals?
later gotta recuperate

 

[Pipebender]

Birthday Parties

Just wanted to pop in and say thanks to everyone for the compliments (for my wee one). Here is one more, from his 1st birthday party.

Boy.......I remember those parties all to well......
Spoon........We don't need no stinkin' spoons.....
Beautiful baby there HHG..............
BTW.....Was he boozin' too......Everything seems a little blurry LOL

 

[Pipebender]

PeterUncle...Swappin'

Hey P......I'm all for swappin' girls in our AV's......

Lips........Is it OK and can you help ???

 

[Pamela]

Lost.....but found

Hey guys! Do you even remember me??

First, I apologize for not being around much. My life has been a soap opera lately! You should see it on NBC soon! "One Life NOT To Live!"

I won't bore you with all the details, I'll just sum it up!

Work is so awesome! I'm freaking out!! There is talk of a promotion....and relocating me to Calgary!!

Had an episode with the soon-to-be ex hubby which involved the police. So that's always fun....NOT!

My 16 year old cousin died of a drug overdose. The family has been trying to intervene for years, but his mother wouldn't listen. My uncle is now divorcing her.

And, my best friend in the whole entire world is coming here this weekend! Its a long weekend in Canada. So, we'll do some heavy duty drinkin, smokin, and dancin!!! I haven't seen her in about 4 months. Besides work....that's the only good news I have!!

I have missed all of you so terribly much. I won't be around too much this weekend. But, I should be here Saturday. I hope to see someone here!!!

A thousand kisses to Gin & Zoe, Bender, HHG, Miz, Lips, Bob, Missy, Peter and Roybot! (hope I didn't forget anyone!)

And, my sweet sexy Synner. I won't say what you get a thousand of......just get your ass over here!!!

 

[Pipebender]

Re: Lost.....but found

Hey guys! Do you even remember me??

First, I apologize for not being around much. My life has been a soap opera lately! You should see it on NBC soon! "One Life NOT To Live!"

I won't bore you with all the details, I'll just sum it up!

Work is so awesome! I'm freaking out!! There is talk of a promotion....and relocating me to Calgary!!

Had an episode with the soon-to-be ex hubby which involved the police. So that's always fun....NOT!

My 16 year old cousin died of a drug overdose. The family has been trying to intervene for years, but his mother wouldn't listen. My uncle is now divorcing her.

And, my best friend in the whole entire world is coming here this weekend! Its a long weekend in Canada. So, we'll do some heavy duty drinkin, smokin, and dancin!!! I haven't seen her in about 4 months. Besides work....that's the only good news I have!!

I have missed all of you so terribly much. I won't be around too much this weekend. But, I should be here Saturday. I hope to see someone here!!!

A thousand kisses to Gin & Zoe, Bender, HHG, Miz, Lips, Bob, Missy, Peter and Roybot! (hope I didn't forget anyone!)

And, my sweet sexy Synner. I won't say what you get a thousand of......just get your ass over here!!!

Guess you don't count anymore Harley......

Well..........you do in my book !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pipebender]

Family Pix

Since you are showin' your prides and joys HHG.........
Here are mine......19 and 11 years now.......

 

[Guest]

Re: FUCK THREAD

I've just been over to the thread that Tiggs and juiceygirl frequent.

Did somebody say FUCK?

 

[Pipebender]

Pix 2

Here's to the gang at Synners Hangout............

And to BobN on reaching 100..........

And your AV is WHERE ????????????

 

[Synnerman]

Just wanted to pop in and say thanks to everyone for the compliments (for my wee one). Here is one more, from his 1st birthday party.

That is what a lil boy should look like on his birthday. One good looking boy you got there H Girl.

 

[Synnerman]

Pamela?



Now let me see, where have I heard that name before? We used to have someone with that name stop by and BS with us. Could it be the same gorgeous gal? I will have to consult with the shadow. After all, the Shadow knows.

Not sure what you have in mind but for a thousand of them You won't need to go to Calgary. I will start a stampede all by myself.

Welcome back girl, we all missed you.

Syn